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September 12, 2009

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34 comments:

  1. When you actually give a moment's credence to this as if it's valid, you have to ask yourself "Man, am I losing it? Is it getting THIS BAD that I believed this thing when I read it!??" YUP, THAT BAD, Z

    good one, Goomba (it IS a joke, RIGHT? PLEASE!?? heh)

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  2. Anonymous9/12/2009

    It's fictional... but it's no joke!

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  3. Anonymous9/12/2009

    I hear Wilson is being flooded with campaign money by appreciative Americans. Pelosi had better get a bigger server to handle all the email traffic.

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  4. Anonymous9/12/2009

    They'd save a lot of time and trouble by just using the "Fishy" list.

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  5. Is it alphabetical by first or last names? Either way, I guess I'm near the top of the list!

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  6. Sometimes when I see a picture or video of Pelosi in 'shrill' mode I imagine her head exploding in a red and gray mist. Not from an asassins bullet or anything - just spontaneously exploding. I think it might be funny.

    The End.

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  7. If I could, I'd move my house 25 miles southwest to have Joe Wilson be my rep instead of Joe The Racist Clyburn.

    As for Pelosi, I wouldn't cross the street to piss in her ears if her brains were on fire.

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  8. Anonymous9/12/2009

    Frances, I'll be in line right behind you. I'll bring pretzels.

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  9. Anonymous9/12/2009

    Chup, it might happen when her facial tension psi increases just a little bit.

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  10. Anonymous9/12/2009

    Steve, I agree. Northern California could use a few Joe Wilsons. We're lucky to have Tom McClintock.

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  11. Nice one. I would not put it past her for a second. She can take the apology and stick it...

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  12. I'll be near the top of that list, since I donated under "Ass" - as in Nancy can kiss mine!

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  13. Anonymous9/12/2009

    ... up her Potomac. Vegas, I share the sentiment.

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  14. Anonymous9/12/2009

    Sol... No profanity. Put a quarter in the cuss jar and I'll send it to Joe Wilson.

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  15. Wouldn't put it past her. Did you hear the cartilage in her nose break with that head whipping snarl? I have a name for her, remember Lloyd Bridges in his scuba diving role series? C - unt, me so sorry , I meant SEA HUNT.

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  16. I'll send Joe a well worth it sawbuck for the last comment.

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  17. Anonymous9/12/2009

    Seeing that face reminds me that I have to sharpen my felling axe.

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  18. Anonymous9/12/2009

    SharkMan... Your snarky sharkiness is welcome here.

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  19. Anonymous9/12/2009

    Rhod... Seeing that face just reopens the whole species debate.

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  20. This seems like a reasonable demand from Speaker Pelosi.

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  21. You should really put a warning if you're going to post a pic of her....I puked all over my keyboard again.

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  22. I am very, very, very sorry. Nancy, what a space alien - or robot?

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  23. Anonymous9/12/2009

    Truth, I agree 100%. I'll even be there early for bagels.

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  24. Anonymous9/12/2009

    Dude... Go to Ebay and get yourself one of those $5 keyboard prophylactics.

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  25. Anonymous9/12/2009

    LSP... That's not nice. The woman is almost totally human.

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  26. Anonymous9/12/2009

    Nickie,

    I hate this bloke with a passion, and yet I love This Video Why, because in one fell swoop Amjen Choudary has blown both New Labour and their U.A.F. cohorts completely and utterly out of the water.
    It seems that even with Muslims now, New Labours position has become untenable.

    Will Obugger lead America down a similar path? - Watch for signs, as on this side of the pond, we've seen all of them.

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  27. Anonymous9/12/2009

    Dazed, what would make you think that a President named Hussein would have pro-Muslim leanings?

    You're imagining things.

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  28. Anonymous9/12/2009

    DR, that's an image that I'm gonna need to scrub from my imagination.

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  29. I'd better hurry and get in line - don't want to miss my place! I sent a donation to Joe Wilson and soon as I heard he was the one who had the courage to call the president out!

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  30. Anonymous9/13/2009

    Good move, Janie. Let's you and me carpool to DC.

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  31. Oh Nancy, I knew you when you were slim in the pool of evolution. Get back there !

    "Joe Wilson for Speaker of the House"

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  32. Nan dear, I'm sorry you only graduated from Trinity college in 1962, embarrassed to even mention what your major was, then never worked an honest day in your life and are now in a position to make life miserable for sane, contributing members of society, I really am.


    "Personal Story

    Pelosi hails from a strong family tradition of public service. Her father, Thomas D'Alesandro, Jr., served as Mayor of Baltimore for 12 years, after representing the city for five terms in Congress. Her brother, Thomas D'Alesandro III, also served as Mayor of Baltimore.

    Pelosi graduated from Trinity College in Washington, D.C. in 1962. Pelosi and her husband, Paul Pelosi, a native of San Francisco, have five children: Nancy Corinne, Christine, Jacqueline, Paul and Alexandra, and seven grandchildren."

    From Her own webiste

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  33. Anonymous9/13/2009

    A strong family tradition of feeding at the public trough!

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  34. Nickie - telling her to smooch with my pet donkey is profanity?

    Man, this government intrusion is getting to be a bit much.

    I put the quarter in anyway, he could use it.

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