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January 1, 2010

I Have Seen Your Dentures and They Work

GNN has learned that Venezuela has nationalized its cement industry.

Experts at GNN say that this move will benefit Venezuela's fledgling dental-material industries.

The inexpensive product, which is non-petroleum-based and non-phenolic, is available in subtle gray or pigmented white in up to 1800 hues and tones.

Socialist Stain Hugo Chavez smiles to demonstrate dental potentials of concrete mixed with goat urine for a muted butter-yellow to match the whites of his eyes.

11 comments:

  1. I want a 2010 full of sunny days.
    Happy New Year

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  2. A happy new year for you Nickie , full of satisfactions and great realizations!

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  3. Happy New Year Nickie, DC, Rhod, Opus, LL and Toaster!

    The International Dental Appliances Association requires that daily applications of fresh goat urine are needed to maintain the wonderful Socialist Piss Tooth™ glow that Chavez models for us.

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  4. Hehehe, and a happy New Year to you!

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  5. Anonymous1/01/2010

    Sig, everyone in Venezuela also gets a rinse sink for free, and a lifetime supply of discontinued, surplus Lavoris....which, by the way, is yellow.

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  6. LOL! Happy New Year one and all!

    Nickie, you happen to see Newsweeks' prediction for comrade Hogo? It seem's socialist's are turning on socialist's, lol, and this is evident by comrade Hugos' reaction to it.

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  7. Happy Midterms Elections Year Nickie, and to all of the team at GNN. Can't wait to see what political musings you have in store for us this year.

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  8. Anonymous1/01/2010

    Multumesc, Diana & Ana-Maria. Salutări de Anul Nou pentru tine si familia ta în România. Vă rugăm să continue activitatea dvs. de frumos fotografice.

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  9. Anonymous1/01/2010

    Rhod, I remember all the kerfuffle about Kim Philby's "corn tooth". It was only years later we learned that he had been transporting classified document within that evil bicuspid.

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  10. Anonymous1/01/2010

    Thanks, Chick. We plan on musing all over ourselves.

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  11. Anonymous1/01/2010

    Kim Philby was also the recipient of British wartime dentistry, Nickie. No one suspected him, except Muggeridge...or so he claimed.

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