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April 1, 2010

I dare you to watch this. I DARE YOU.

How did we lose to these imbeciles?

Here's the breakdown...

  • The U.S. Navy has proposed to relocate 25,000 folks (Navy personnel and their families) to the Island of Guam.
  • Congressman Hank Johnson (DEMOCRAT-Georgia) is concerned that the island may tip over.
  • These people are deciding the economic and political future of this nation.
  • I'll say this until my my last breath: "STUPID SHOULD HURT"
  • Begin gathering pitchforks, tar & feathers.

41 comments:

  1. Oh, it's okay, this is the same time of intllectualism liberal democrats celebrate. You can't deny them of that.

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  2. Gotta hand it to the Admiral for not laughing at the congressman moronic stupidity! From what I learned in ELEMENTARY SCIENCE of how islands are formed, I know this isn't possible.

    Over population of the island, however, would have been a legit question. Tipping over?!

    I don't know who's more stupid, the congressman or the people who elected him! Shared this with several people. Thanks!

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  3. Awesome!! I love how he gives a nod to global warming too.

    Shared on facebook.

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  4. It's pathetic that a US admiral has to put up with this. Incredible!

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  5. I can honestly say that I am stupider now for having watched this.

    I fear I have lost at least 3 IQ points.

    Thanks. Thanks so much.

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  6. I personally believe that Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) may be dumber than Vice President Joe (Slow Joe) Biden. Just when you think there has been a bar set far too low, somebody stomps it lower.

    A fact that might interest readers is that Congressman Johnson, the intellectual beacon you just watched, is an attorney who practiced law for 25 years in Georgia. And if you wonder why the lawyers representing black criminals seemed to get them sent to prison or the electric chair, you now have your answer - Henry C. (Hank) Johnson.

    And while you inappropriately laugh, remember that HE voted on your healthcare.

    Nickie - sorry, I have to re-post this on my blog.

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  7. Oh dear Lord in heaven. Is that man on drugs? And how about the square foot question? Does he not know how to figure out square footage? Even a math dunce like moi can do that...

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  8. ...more - does he think an island is a hunk of land floating on pontoons like a dock?

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  9. LOL, I caight this on another blog as well.

    By this jack-asses standard the city I reside in should have sunk to China by now with 12,000 residents in an area encompasssing 2.5 sq. miles, we are pretty damned heavy,,lmao

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  10. This is a good example for all you pro-choicers out there, when trying to argue your point...

    I am so embarrassed for all you Georgians! Man, vote this nut out!

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  11. OMG - this is hard to believe. Was he not just playing an April Fool joke or is he really such a fool?

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  12. My apologies to all who have a fair amount of melanin in their skin makeup, this man epitomizes a fair amount of negative stereotypes.

    I wonderif he needs to be reminded to breathe?

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  13. Anonymous4/01/2010

    This happens when people insist that they are experts in fields that they are not.

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  14. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Bill... It's probably some sort of homespun wisdom.

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  15. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Krystal... We're more stupid. We allowed them into power.

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  16. Anonymous4/01/2010

    TKZ... Yup. Icebergs are tipping islands all over town.

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  17. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Arby... I wish the Admiral could have supplied a bewildered 10-second look of disbelief.

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  18. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Don, lose 17 more points and you'll be voting Democrat in the primaries.

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  19. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Yeah, LL... that's the attorney I want on retainer.

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  20. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Adrienne... You must know that our politicians have no time to learn those multiplication tables. They have staffers for that stuff.

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  21. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Chris... All it's gonna take is 3 chubbies doing jumping-jacks in Peking.

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  22. Anonymous4/01/2010

    HBWS... Vote him out?? They love the guy!

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  23. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Subvet... He was aware enough to vote for Free Obamacare.

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  24. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Scunny... No AFD joke here. We actually elect politicians like this.

    Build a bomb shelter this Spring.

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  25. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Woody... stop with the racism.

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  26. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Opie... this guy is claiming to be an expert in 4th grade geography.

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  27. I snitched this for a post over at my place, too. Right after Congressman Duh makes his statement the camera flashes to the admiral. Look close between 1:35 and about 1:40 where the Admiral says, 'We don't anticipate that ... The, ah, the Guam population...' I SWEAR the Admiral is trying not to laugh out loud at this dimwit.

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  28. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Watcher... You're right. The man has stunning powers of self-control.

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  29. Anonymous4/01/2010

    I've been on Guam. Pretty place. and seems solid enough, but too many snakes.

    Anyway, Johnson got elected, proving the old rule that even stupid people are entitled to representation, but not representation BY stupid people. He was also one of the 219.

    Think of it this way. This mush head replaced Cynthia KcKinney, who was also mud dumb but a rage-filled asshole to boot (sorry, Nick. There's no other word).

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  30. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Rhod... In "asshole" I believe you've fully painted the portrait.

    It must be noted that Guam has only capsized 3 times in its history, each time due to massive snake migration. Interestingly, the name "Guam" is translated into English as "Lathe".

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  31. The totally non-plused demeanor of the Admiral indicates he has to deal with this extreme level of stupidity in congress on a regular basis.

    Seriously, I defy anyone to hear something like that for the first time and not spit your breath out.

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  32. Anonymous4/01/2010

    Bob, capsizing islands are nothing to laugh at. Wipe that smirk off you face, sir.

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  33. Adrienne, that's "ducks" not docks. This knucklehead thinks Guam floats like a duck and paddles around its little pond called the Pacific. In the winter it flies to New Zealand.

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  34. This has to be an "April Fools" joke, right? Doesn't that "Liberal Fool" (who believes in Global Warming even though the earth has been cooling for the past 10 years) know that an island is the tip of a mountain. So, if we overload Mt. Everest, it will tip over too? I quess Jim has a new sidekick for Dumb & Dumber III.

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  35. Anonymous4/01/2010

    I said this at poorly dressed.......Ghaaak.

    The admiral can never ever say anything about it public or private.....maybe after he retires and the liberal have been annhilated.

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  36. Nickoli ! Great News. Democrats Resign

    All of em.
    Excuse the plug. Or not.

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  37. Hank is by definition a CONGRESSIONAL LEADER since is he is the Democratic Whip. When you watch him exercise his powers of deduction, you say to yourself, "right, he must fit right in with Pelosi, Reid, Alan Grayson and the rest of the Congressional idiots."

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  38. Anonymous4/02/2010

    Nick, "Guam" is pre-revolution French for "British cuisine".

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  39. Anonymous4/02/2010

    PS: Johnson proved why he's known as Rep Hank Johnson (and before that Judge Hank Johnson - seriously) and not Dr Hank Johnson.

    It also worries me that he had a great deal of trouble with the concept of "diameter".

    He sounded like John Conyers on a load of Vicodin.

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  40. The only place that's going to capsize is Washington. Everyone is leaning left. Oops, was that racist ?

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  41. Anonymous4/02/2010

    Nice one, Woody!!

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