How about the guy who played Luca Brasi in Godfather? They're about the same size. I'd like to see her turn purple with her hands nailed to a bar. Then send a carp wrapped in newspaper to the WH with the message, "She sleeps with the swishes."
Is it me? Everytime time I see a picture of Kagan with her legs exposed I think of the movie "Rocky" when he's in the slaughterhouse punching those giant slabs of beef.
I am not convinced she isn't "Little Pete" (Danny Tamberelli) from the '90s Nickleodeon series "Pete & Pete". She truly is his adult double...talk about a truly uncanny resemblance. Look up a picture!
Kevin James
ReplyDeleteSorry. Lou Costello is dead.
ReplyDeleteI look at her and I keep seeing Lou Groza.
ReplyDeleteNothing like good ol' fashion "ugly" humor ... Let's dive in, shall we?
ReplyDeleteGoomba, that bottom one is you with a rug, I swear.
And ... did see the size of the hams in the top photo?
Finally, I think it's highly inappropriate to suggest that a thesbian play Ms. Hagan. Those rumors started by the WSJ were proven false.
Chris Farley, but since he is dead Drew Carey would be my next choice.
ReplyDeleteI just threw up in my mouth a little, but you can't be surprised by Lifetime's horrendous programming. I'm surprised it's still around.
ReplyDeleteFor her on screen double, it would have to be Ricky Gervais.
Kevin James? How about Rick?
ReplyDeleteNick, Lou Groza? But can she kick like Lou?
Drew Carey is an excellent choice, Toast. Will need a wig, though. Can borrow one of Nick's.
I had one, but I can't remember his name.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Charles Durning is so old. How about Rosie O'Donuts?
ReplyDeleteDo you propose that a thespian play a lesbian?
ReplyDeleteWell, it's not surprising that she would find solace in the arms of a woman because I can't imagine a man remaining firm when faced with that threat.
Wow in a skirt too. A lipstick lesbian. Cool. Una donna che mangia il cavolo.
ReplyDeleteLike Subvet, Rosie Odipshit came to mind, but I would have Rosie refrain from shaving her face and back during the filming.
ReplyDeleteThere's gotta be 30 million people, at least, that would make better SC judges
PS - Nickie, you owe the intertubes an apology for this one ;)
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ReplyDeleteJerome Lester "Jerry" Horwitz AKA Curly Howard.
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ReplyDeleteBe careful, Right Guy. DC (for some unexplainable reason) prefers Shemp.
ReplyDeleteShemp was underrated and unappreciated. He gets my vote too, but just on looks, Curly might get it.
ReplyDeleteGoomba wept.
ReplyDeleteHow can Elena Kagan look matronly. That does not make sense.
ReplyDeleteI'd say Kathy Bates would be a good choice...
ReplyDeleteOpus, I think they meant 'matronly' as in the matron of a women's prison. But I might be wrong.
ReplyDeleteRosie O'Donnell would be a good choice.
ReplyDeleteHow about John Goodman? After all, he did play Fred Flintstone and she still reminds me of Fred.
If Julia Child was still alive I would recommend her, also.
Joe E. Ross
ReplyDeleteHow about the guy who played Luca Brasi in Godfather? They're about the same size. I'd like to see her turn purple with her hands nailed to a bar. Then send a carp wrapped in newspaper to the WH with the message, "She sleeps with the swishes."
ReplyDeleteIs it me? Everytime time I see a picture of Kagan with her legs exposed I think of the movie "Rocky" when he's in the slaughterhouse punching those giant slabs of beef.
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Shemp Howard ... perfect. Eat your heart out, Goomba.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Rodney Dangerfield; I know, he's already dead too.
ReplyDeleteHelen Thomas??
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Wilfred Brimley?
ReplyDeleteUncle Fester.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Nathan Lane. At least he'd make the character funny.
ReplyDeleteNaw, you're all wrong. Elena Kegan is the spitting image of a fat Ferris Bueller, dontcha think?
ReplyDeleteElena Kegan is really Kevin James of the old TV show "King of Queens", who grew his hair out and is looking for work on the bench. Scary resemblance!
ReplyDeletePeter Griffin (family guy),after all theyre both caricatures, aren't they?, What you mean Peters REAL!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the pictures of that cross-dresser, John Goodman!
ReplyDeleteI am not convinced she isn't "Little Pete" (Danny Tamberelli) from the '90s Nickleodeon series "Pete & Pete". She truly is his adult double...talk about a truly uncanny resemblance. Look up a picture!
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