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July 5, 2010

Nickie Goomba's message to American males: Grow a set!

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This gives you an idea of how it would have sounded had Lewis & Clark been committed life partners.

21 comments:

  1. OMG! To even think of Lewis and Clark in a 'Broke Back Mountain' senario is,,well,,disgusting!

    Nickie, You never cease to amaze in your posts! My God, what has this society turned into?

    After viewing/listening to that I begin to understand and appreciate the 'Don't Ask' idea.

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  2. That video had me LMAO! I never thought hearing a guy lose it over a rainbow could be so revolting but hilarious at the same time.

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  3. Hey Teresa,

    Being a man I could not laugh nor cry at that but your description of "a guy" is accurate as it relates to gender, however that by no means is a MAN.

    As to my lack of emotion on this, I leave scratching my head and praying.

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  4. Anonymous7/05/2010

    Isn't this the guy who cried and begged us to "Leave Brittany alone."? And to think---this guys get just as many votes as you do.

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  5. Anonymous7/05/2010

    Hey, dude, gimme a head with air.

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  6. Anonymous7/05/2010

    I will have to come back to this later. My boy is standing here and I don't think I want him to see this.

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  7. Where's the justice?

    Where are the Grizzly bears when you need them? The one constant is that there will always be vultures around to clean up the mess afterwards. But you need Grizzlys to handle the initial rending.

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  8. I don't know what the military is like today. In my day if these guys served under the standard there would have been a friendly fire incident, a trail funeral and a finding of Missing-In-Action.

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  9. Where is Freddie Krueger when we really need him?

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  10. OMG..haha Hope you're having an amazing Holiday weekend!!

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  11. I didn't even need to check. My set, if a bit late, dropped at least 5 years ago, and were at least filling and finalizing perhaps a decade ago. Still, good answer.

    I do not have sound, and I won't watch even if I did... but I bet I know exactly (close enough for man purposes) what happens in the clip. Drop em' or switch em', I say. *plop, plop* Ha!

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  12. Had that really uncomfortable feeling watching this... like I do when I watch The Office. Awkward.
    Thanks for the laugh... I think?

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  13. So, was Clark chewing on Lewis's stem when he shot this??

    This dude's a headcase.

    BZ

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  14. Not even the mention of a Leprechan ??

    I used to make triple rainbows in my back yard with garden hose.. to impress the cute girl who's mud pie I just ate.

    Oh, Doctor Bob, we have an emergency exam right down by the rock garden !

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  15. Anonymous7/06/2010

    And then the meth wore off and he found he had gnawed completely through a nearby pine tree.

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  16. Anonymous7/06/2010

    And then the meth wore off and he found he had gnawed completely through a nearby pine tree.

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  17. I can't believe it's not butter...


    Kibbles and Bits, Kibbles and Bits...


    ...trying to figure out a way to put this mindless idiots talents to use.

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  18. Anonymous7/07/2010

    Nick, how did you get the code to get that from Charlie?

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  19. I'm waiting for the sequel, "I Wet Myself At Rainbow Ridge."

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  20. At first I thought,"Neat!" then as the guy continued to loudly gush with excitment (ew) I had to stop the video midway. Too 'gay porn-y'.

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