Yhose energetic gay muslims can sure work up an appetite. That's while I'll be opening Goomba's BBQ Bar & Grille right next door. Pork Ribs & Pizza.
As a gesture to tear down the old walls and divisions, every pizza pie will be formed into the shape of muhammed. Oh, and for our straight muslim friends, Saturday nights will always be Wet Burkha Night.
I'm sure those two are sneaking a little tongue action.
Nickie, you could combine that with some children's games like at Chuckie Cheese. One of my favorites is Find the Bomb in the Pizza. Another I'd like to see is 'Guess the Burn Time of that Fuse' and win a free soft drink and delousing kit.
Or how about First one to Behead himself gets 72 Pizzas.
I saw this over on HA! originally! It is one of the neatest ideas going! I guess that's what happens when you (meaning the Left) invests heavily in identity politics. You know, like the good ol' law of unintended consequences.
Not thing one they can say ~~ (although there was some Mooz-lem cleric or official sputtering something about the insensitivity of the suggestion.
I'll betcha there'll be a host of gay Mooz-lems from Iran flocking to the place; I mean, y'ere always seeing articles about how they are oppressed by Aqua-velva-jad 'n stuff.
LL, I say we open a whole "strip center," if you will.
Nick, would you pls note my "growth" as a commenter ... within one week I have announced my support for civil unions and my forthcoming bankrolling of a gay bar.
Those two old men are sharing a 'holy kiss', nothing sexual should be implied by swapping spit, sucking face and tongue hockey. It's simply part of the faith.
--and a major reason I am not a Muslim.
Maybe they share the same hygiene issues so it's not quite as gross as it would otherwise be, however, that's only speculation on my part.
In Islam can you eat sausage if you refuse to swallow? I really don't want an answer. I just thought to posit the question.
Yhose energetic gay muslims can sure work up an appetite. That's while I'll be opening Goomba's BBQ Bar & Grille right next door. Pork Ribs & Pizza.
ReplyDeleteAs a gesture to tear down the old walls and divisions, every pizza pie will be formed into the shape of muhammed. Oh, and for our straight muslim friends, Saturday nights will always be Wet Burkha Night.
I'm sure those two are sneaking a little tongue action.
ReplyDeleteNickie, you could combine that with some children's games like at Chuckie Cheese. One of my favorites is Find the Bomb in the Pizza. Another I'd like to see is 'Guess the Burn Time of that Fuse' and win a free soft drink and delousing kit.
Or how about First one to Behead himself gets 72 Pizzas.
Wow, I knew there was a reason to visit the comment section. I'd visit those start up businesses; two pork BBQ sandwiches to go and hold the C-4.
ReplyDeleteI'll have an order of those ribs with the Jihad Sauce.
ReplyDeleteNicky,
ReplyDeleteI saw this over on HA! originally! It is one of the neatest ideas going! I guess that's what happens when you (meaning the Left) invests heavily in identity politics. You know, like the good ol' law of unintended consequences.
Not thing one they can say ~~ (although there was some Mooz-lem cleric or official sputtering something about the insensitivity of the suggestion.
I'll betcha there'll be a host of gay Mooz-lems from Iran flocking to the place; I mean, y'ere always seeing articles about how they are oppressed by Aqua-velva-jad 'n stuff.
Can I open an indoor slaughterhouse for pigs next door to the Mosque (behind Nikie's Rib Joint)?
ReplyDeleteThese dudes ... have got tickets to Opening Night.
ReplyDeleteLL, I say we open a whole "strip center," if you will.
Nick, would you pls note my "growth" as a commenter ... within one week I have announced my support for civil unions and my forthcoming bankrolling of a gay bar.
I think Gutfeld should call his place "Mohamed's Secret" or "The Boom Boom Room."
ReplyDeleteOr, If he really wanted to get a little risque, he could call it "Allah C*ck Bar."
That'd really fire 'em up...
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ReplyDeleteSolo,
ReplyDeleteI like the way you are thinking. Over on Beck, they put up "Suspicious Packages."
That's a good'n.
I am still wanting to promote a little more dialogue with: "Sausage You Can Eat."
Those two old men are sharing a 'holy kiss', nothing sexual should be implied by swapping spit, sucking face and tongue hockey. It's simply part of the faith.
ReplyDelete--and a major reason I am not a Muslim.
Maybe they share the same hygiene issues so it's not quite as gross as it would otherwise be, however, that's only speculation on my part.
In Islam can you eat sausage if you refuse to swallow? I really don't want an answer. I just thought to posit the question.
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ReplyDeleteI wonder if there will be room, out back (no offense intended), for a kennel.
ReplyDeleteLMAO ... Some jihadis are stalking Mario Puzo's house as we speak.
ReplyDeleteLL, who knew that "tongue hockey" was a part of the faith? Oh, man ... you can't make this stuff up.
Nick, the artwork here is priceless and adds to the excruciating, joyous irony of Gutfeld's idea.
If you look close at the picture, even Borat in the background is shocked by the PDA.
ReplyDeleteAt midnight at The Oasis, you can even take your camel to bed.
ReplyDeleteHey! I like your blog! Thank you for visit mine. But I´m spanish and I write in spanish (do you understand it?).
ReplyDeleteBye and thanks!
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ReplyDeleteLucia, Como se dice "Brokeback Mountain" in Arabic?
ReplyDeleteRhod, one of the ideas here is to protect the camel class. The Camel/Elephant Bar is Gutfeld's next project.
Good thing, too, DC. The secret world of Camelphilia is larger and more tragic than most people know.
ReplyDeleteEhh.. I don´t speak Arabic! Why do you ask me that? I don´t know.. But.. "Brokeback Mountain" is "جبل بروكباك"
ReplyDeletehahaha1! Is it ok??
How about the "Humpety Hump Camel"? "Brokeback Jihad"?
ReplyDeleteI do really like Sol's ideas.
He suggested naming it " You Mecca Me Hot"
ReplyDeleteSo funny and nauseating at the same time. Delicious vomit?!? Don't toy with me like a cheap doll!
ReplyDeleteheh
Doom, it is glorious American comedic ingenuity of the type that teaches a serious lesson. As I said, we shall dance on their graves.
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