"Once he was searched, it was discovered that he had hidden 18 titi monkeys in a girdle around his waist." Ergo, he had 18 titis on him. My apologies, but Rhod, you had to bring this up.
By the way, two of the monkeys died, according to BBC, so I still hold the record.
Also, he hid them in his girdle, it said (thus, two suffocated). If he had worn Nick's, there would have been plenty of room ... and air.
Details, details, DC. Two dead titis still take up space. And Nick's girdle was designed with hamster pockets - much too small. Just surrender the silver cup and move on.
I guess it depends on the size of the monkeys.
ReplyDeleteThis fellow has an unfair advantage, and will continue his professional successes as a Page in Barney Frank's Congressional office.
ReplyDeleteI think you meant: Barney Frank's Congressional orifice.
ReplyDelete"Once he was searched, it was discovered that he had hidden 18 titi monkeys in a girdle around his waist." Ergo, he had 18 titis on him. My apologies, but Rhod, you had to bring this up.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, two of the monkeys died, according to BBC, so I still hold the record.
Also, he hid them in his girdle, it said (thus, two suffocated). If he had worn Nick's, there would have been plenty of room ... and air.
Details, details, DC. Two dead titis still take up space. And Nick's girdle was designed with hamster pockets - much too small.
ReplyDeleteJust surrender the silver cup and move on.
Opie, DC used lemurs and spider monkeys as filler. He cheated.
ReplyDeleteThere's at least an asterisk. No question.
ReplyDeleteDamn Rhod, I've read it and read it, and I'm still looking for the punch line. So, I guess it's true, the Democrats can hold their monkeys.
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