Blessed with several sets of testicles, Putin is sending one of them to the White House for comparative purposes. As this is one of his favorites (his волосатый ананас or "hairy pineapple") he hesitates before licking the postage stamps.
Come on DC - If I was going to sign in as anon to promote my stuff - at least I would spell my name right. On the other hand, a good tactic would be to intentional misspell in order to throw everyone off the trail. We are dealing with a caption contest here - time to pull out all the stops.
This is a really nice gourd. I wish I had something to putin it
ReplyDeleteWe have two very high marks right out of the gate ... Stern, that's hilarious.
ReplyDelete"I'm going to tell Obama this is a dinosaur egg and sell it to him for a trillion bucks. Easy."
ReplyDeleteBlessed with several sets of testicles, Putin is sending one of them to the White House for comparative purposes. As this is one of his favorites (his волосатый ананас or "hairy pineapple") he hesitates before licking the postage stamps.
ReplyDeleteSteel I wonder why Booosh put this in napsack after ride in truck. He say it was joke "Gore crap."
ReplyDeleteNyet!! Is camera lens ... So this is what he means about seeing inside soul.
"If they only knew... I am the Batman."
ReplyDeleteAncestral Obama brains, mass and size enhanced by death. Who woulda guessed?
ReplyDeleteHow do people smoke, snort and inject this stuff?
ReplyDeleteThees can't be ... Our chief scientist calutaated (based on size of backside) size of Michelle Obama testicle ...
ReplyDeleteMr. President, I am sending you this Russian stone to remind you that after one more year of your policies, “We will crush you economically".
ReplyDeletePutin first.
ReplyDeleteRock second.
Goomba terd.
Gorbachev right, Russian trail mix sucks.
ReplyDeleteYes master... Launch... I understand.
ReplyDeleteDamn - no signal.
ReplyDeletePutin unveils Apple's iStone Touch
ReplyDeleteThat's it, Goomba. You're out of here ... I shoulda known.
ReplyDeleteKnish is the clear winner.
ReplyDeleteKnish, signing back in as anon will get you nowhere ... but those are pretty good.
ReplyDeleteAlways planning ahead, he began to stockpile weapons for world war four.
ReplyDeleteCome on DC - If I was going to sign in as anon to promote my stuff - at least I would spell my name right. On the other hand, a good tactic would be to intentional misspell in order to throw everyone off the trail. We are dealing with a caption contest here - time to pull out all the stops.
ReplyDeleteBy the way - nice one texlahoma.
Uncle Sam's testicles will go nice with my collection.
ReplyDeleteDa . . . Da, dis wood be goood rhauck to whack Hillary upside head wit . . .
ReplyDelete"He said this was uran ... it's a damn rock .... "
ReplyDelete"You want me to swallow this (health care) how?"
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