I've taken a lot of hits here lately. So, for faithful GNN readers and the FOIA, I'm outing everyone in the boiler room - photos of Nick, DC, Sig. I'll even include myself in my old field jacket to show I have nothing to fear from exposure. The photos Nick and DC posted of themselves a few months ago, were fakes. The pictures were of a partnered, middle-aged couple of tin men from Missouri, siding salesmen on a free sales quota trip to Dana Point.
Goomba and DC even pressed Opie to participate in the deception. Contemptible. It was all for a few cheap laughs at our readers' expense. However, because of the odious Griswold v. Connecticut which gave us the right to privacy (and ultimately abortion on demand), you'll have to guess the identity. You know me already, and I think I look a little like Goomba and, now, Sig, who was chosen for GNN on looks alone. DC, though, is....different. There's a clue for DC, BTW.
"Dagnab it! I missed the ABBA retrospective on VH1!"