I want to know why Obama hasn't created a program to protect the UK's diminishing Environmentalist Midget population? Haven't these people been victimized enough?
There is a well documented case of an early medieval nun of Lindisfarne who was not only in receipt of primitive Nun on Nun brain surgery but who showed clear signs of being gnawed by a badger while unconcious in a ditch due to her condition.
He will be missed ... I think.
ReplyDeleteA 'little' strange? I did not know badgers had a taste for human flesh even in 'small' amounts.
ReplyDeleteI want to know why Obama hasn't created a program to protect the UK's diminishing Environmentalist Midget population? Haven't these people been victimized enough?
ReplyDeleteOdie - Only a few small mouthfulls.
ReplyDeleteChris - badgers are not known for their culinary finesse. But they do like porn.
ReplyDeleteNickie - He had sought protection under the UK's "Munchkins in Height Only" program, otherwise known as Dorothy's Pogo Sticks.
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought that I'd seen it all.
ReplyDeleteLL - wait for the next post...
ReplyDeleteThere is a well documented case of an early medieval nun of Lindisfarne who was not only in receipt of primitive Nun on Nun brain surgery but who showed clear signs of being gnawed by a badger while unconcious in a ditch due to her condition.
ReplyDelete(They did teeth matching forensics).
banned - "Gnawed By A Badger," sounds like an excellent name for a rock band.
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