Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Gorilla, Dutchess of Alba
And Europe wonders why we threw royalty out on their asses 235 years ago.
Okay, this is the last of the "Are You Ready..." posts.
I. Promise.
Unless something really horrendous shows up on the blog radar.
Gorilla? Heh. Fitting.
ReplyDeleteAHHHH! Now where's that fork of mine. Need to gouge my eyes out. :)
ReplyDeleteThat is .......
ReplyDeleteI think Mrs. obama fits right in with this crowd.
ReplyDeleteBrain bleach?
ReplyDeleteI'd hit that.
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ReplyDeleteCamilla is not Royalty, she is the common squeeze of Prince Charles, Prince in Long Waiting and accepted as such. Unlike Diana who was a Spencer beside which the Windsors are the offspring of mere arriviste moneygrabbing late medieval German robber barons.
ReplyDeletebanned - if you had said Prince in Long Wading I would have thought Charles was off fly fishing again.
ReplyDeleteNickie - with a shovel I'd hope.
ReplyDeleteAndy - a 24% solution would be sufficient. That's 24% chlorine bleach, 24% battery acid and the rest good old H2O.
ReplyDeleteWoFat - in another 10 to 15 years when the bitterness and anger breaks through the facade of whatever youth she has left. It'll be like a boil erupting.
ReplyDeleteOdie - I know you threw up a little in your mouth and can't speak with your mouth full.
ReplyDeleteMark - use a spork, the scooping action is much cleaner.
ReplyDeleteRandy - is just seemed to fall into place.
ReplyDeleteYup, you’ve totally convinced me that monarchy is evil. Because, you know, people in republics are never ugly and never grow old.
ReplyDeleteIf there’s one thing I truly can’t stand, it’s seeing good positions defended by idiotic arguments.
Bad news, Siggie. They say that when you've lost Tom Simon, you've lost the nation. Siggie, you're another Rick Perry.
ReplyDeleteNow we know who advises Mooch-elle on fashion trends.
ReplyDeleteNickie - Sadly I know 'tis true, 'tis true. And because of this it is with a heavy heart that I must proclaim that I am withdrawning my name from the list of Presidential hopefuls.
ReplyDeleteIf nominated, I will not accept; if drafted, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
Plus I just heard from my lawyer that ESPN has just cancelled my contract and my signature song, "Are You Ready For Some Subpeonas!" because the Democratic National Committee complained.