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August 18, 2012

New Military Surveillance Platform?

 

This airship prototype is called the USS Michelle Obama
In order to hold such an enormous amount of gas, military engineers used her buttocks as the template for the helium containment modules.

6 comments:

  1. Damn, I hope that thing doesn't fart.

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  2. Admiral - if it was designed after my butt it would be called the USS Roses n' Rainbows.

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  3. Odie - I am wondering where it will be used.

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  4. It's probably planned as a way to watch us when we riot in the streets, since they seem determined to believe that we will.

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  5. AAA Hahahahaaa.

    On another note, how hard do people think it will be to shoot this mother out of the sky when it takes a "position" over a battlefield.

    hahaha

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  6. Kid - I imagine they have compartmentalized the helium bladders to make it more difficult - at least over a civilian "battlefield," say, over Boise. Get that sucker 5k feet in the air with sophisticated surveillance gear and I believe it will be harder to bring down than we think.

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