February 17, 2013

So Call Me Maybe?

Our Nation's new Secretary of State, John "Medals" Kerry, don't get no respect from those rotten Rooskies.
Secretary of State John Kerry’s Tuesday call to his Russian counterpart has gone unanswered for nearly a week after North Korea tested a nuclear device.

It is not the first time Moscow has not returned calls from the State Department: Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had difficulty getting through to her counterpart when she was in the post.

State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said Thursday that “the Foreign Minister has not yet chosen to return the call” to Kerry, but that Kerry was “relaxed about this” and not concerned.

Medals Kerry Pining Over Putin

I threw my medals away,
How many I cannot say
They were a lie anyway
But they got in my my way

I coulda been President,
The Swifties wouldn't relent
My campaign fell in descent
And they got in my way.

Syrian rebels are shootin'',
The Jews stay firm, they ain't scootin'
Benghazi facts disputin'
OMG where are you Putin?

Hey, things are hot now,
North Korea's crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

World events,
Comin' at me baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?


Doom said...

I used to hate my enemies, among them Russians. Then, as I matured, I realized a few things. One, first, hate is too heavy and only hurts me. It had to be set aside so that I could wage whatever form of war was needed without emotion. Hate is transformative, too. It will make you your own enemy, and a traitor. Next, I learned that my enemy, in ways, could be respected. While they don't have the fullness of the truth, they aren't without truths. If they had the fullness, they wouldn't be enemies. If they didn't have some truth, they wouldn't have become strong enough to become my enemy.

In this case, the Russians are proving they have some truths. In this case, more than the US electorate and current governmental machinations. They know weaksauce when they see it. And Russia and myself can agree to not negotiating with a punk.

LL said...

Though it pains me to admit it, Pravda's articles are far closer to the truth than what we get from the NY Times and MSNBC.

jay son said...

i don't think we will see the swim team having fun to your rendition, but nicely done, you should trade in new york for nashville.

sig94 said...

Doom - like Israel and then Judah falling into apostasy, the majority of the people did nothing to stop it. Obama is nothing more than the worst in a series of corrupt leaders. Obama and Michelle are simply Ahab and Jezebel redux.

sig94 said...

LL - Every now and then I spend some time reading Pravda. Interesting perspectives.

sig94 said...

Jayson - thank you sir. I wax eloquent as the Muse slaps me.

Kid said...

j fing kerry is not bright enough to be concerned about anything