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August 29, 2013

How To Answer A Woman


I absolutely love this post from Opus.

But I have an answer.

Take a breath as if you're about to reply, scream, clutch your chest and drop to the ground like a stone.

Stay there.
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6 comments:

  1. Gorges Smythe8/29/2013

    Good idea.

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  2. Subvet8/29/2013

    My reply: "Sweetheart, you're always too beautiful for words. Can I take that little blue pill now?"

    Works everytime.

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  3. Kid8/29/2013

    I would say take it off so I can compare.

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  4. Anonymous8/29/2013

    It's always fun to have a good laugh about these things. :-)

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  5. LL8/29/2013

    That only works for grizzly bears.

    Women will stick needles through your eyeballs to see if you flinch -- or if you're just playing possum.

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  6. sig948/31/2013

    I usually ask my wife, "Does this .45 make my ass look big?"

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