Depressed Michelle Obama "Holed Up" In Bedroom
WASHINGTON (WNB) - White House sources say a depressed First Lady Michelle Obama has been locked in her bedroom since Tuesday night with a quantity of Ben & Jerry's 'Chunky Monkey' ice cream and several canned hams.
"Barry and Mooch had a big argument and she locked herself in the bedroom. I know she's still in there because I hear her farting," said the source.
Post Election News courtesy of World News Bureau
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ReplyDeleteNow THAT was funny. Probably just a rumor spread by one of his boyfriends, but you never know. :p
What a thing to have to listen to.
ReplyDeleteHam and Chunky Monkey? No fried chicken and watermelon (the standard comfort food)?
ReplyDeleteThis may be serious. Somebody, call Oprah.
Doom - probably caused by all attention going to the Republicans.
ReplyDeleteWoFat - Wasn't there a song "Behind CLosed Doors"??
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlcO29s_3Bo
And when she gets behind closed doors
Then she pulls her pants way down
And she makes me glad that she's a man
Oh, no-one knows what goes on behind closed doors
LL - she had already emptied out the KFC's in DC.
ReplyDeleteHa !
ReplyDeleteAh Yes, A brown cloud descends upon the White House.
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