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May 29, 2016

The New Knock Knock Game

Knock. Knock. Kick. Kick. Bang. Bang.
New Orleans Pelicans guard Bryce Dejean-Jones was fatally shot after breaking down the door to a Dallas apartment, authorities said Saturday.

Dejean-Jones had been visiting his girlfriend’s new apartment and mistakenly entered the wrong unit, the player’s agent said.

A man living at the apartment was sleeping when he heard his front door kicked open, Dallas Police Senior Cpl. DeMarquis Black said in a statement. When Dejean-Jones began kicking at the bedroom door, the man retrieved a handgun and fired.

Officers who responded found Dejean-Jones collapsed in an outdoor passageway, and he died at a hospital. He was 23.
Story here.

I have had my share of girlfriends in my youth. I don't recall ever trying to kick down their doors at any time, for any reason.

I used flowers and candy instead of burglary and brute force, but what do I know...

4 comments:

  1. Darwin award for that offensive foul: Charging!

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  2. :) Yea, kicking down the doors was the error here.

    The blacks simply have a different culture. Someone tell me they don't.

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  3. Pewster - Maybe he should have feinted before heading to the basket.

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  4. Kid - apparently kicking the door down and beating the snot out of someone you love is like black people saying, "She went to Jared's, Jared's Emergency Room."

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