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April 11, 2017

No Thank You


8 comments:

  1. Inquiring minds want to know ... Which Gland?

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  2. As far as I can tell no monkey parts are in the bottle. One recipe does call for ¾ cups Mrs. Balls Chutney however.

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  3. Odie - does it matter? It's MONKEY GLAND!

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  4. Pewster - my reliable, confidential informant has revealed that Mrs. Balls was the name of a juggling chimpanzee in Ringling Bros. Circus.

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  5. Reminds me of Anti Monkey Butt Powder, which you can find on anti monkey butt dot com.

    And on Okinawa, we used to call soy sauce Bug Juice...

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  6. Linda - As a child, my brother once had monkey butt and that powder works miracles.

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  7. Is it anything like Spanish Fly?

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  8. I will have to give it a try then, sig. They sell it at the local Tractor Supply. Thanks for the review!

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