Nickie Goomba is a man of the world, and also well aware that so many of the folks who comment on this blog are fans of an assortment of fetishes. You have shared that information in private correspondence, and you can rest assured that such information would never be shared.
When I first watched this short film, I was amazed to find at least 7 of your most common fetishes on display. I will leave it to you to determine which fetish belongs to who, but it shouldn't be too difficult to figure out.
Did she break her nose? I think she had a panic attack before she fell. Oh, goodness!
ReplyDeleteAt worst, she mussed her hair. Opie, you are the perfect example of a girlie girl with your response of "Oh, goodness".
ReplyDeleteEven if you fall and break your wrist, you must never mutter anything beyond "oops!" And, as in baseball, you never rub it!
It's hard to see how she could have done the amount of damage to merit her vocal performance.
ReplyDeleteSpidie, I'd say it was probably, at least, a wolverine attack.
ReplyDeleteShe took that tumble before she even had a glass of wine. Imagine what happens when she imbibes.
ReplyDeleteChick, I disagree. That gal had plenty of whine.
ReplyDeleteSeven of "your most common fetishes"? When my fetishes become common, they won't be fetishes.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, purple plastic tubs filled with women is one of them.
You are correct, sir. I meant common amongst the riffraff what comments here. 'Purple tubs overflowing with white women' is one of the more obscure ones.
ReplyDeleteOne of the riffraff what comments here has enlarged, so to speak, my purple tub interests. You have piqued my Picasso. I like it.
ReplyDeleteVery good, Rhod. Leave it to Rhod to get us back on track. I see you working, Nick. Blame it on the commenting "riff-raff" ... That's a cheap way for you to put up a couple of women who look to be in cement shoes (or a close facscimile thereof).
ReplyDeleteActually, that reporter just got the wind knocked out of her. She thought she was dying, but ... that's the problem when they don't let girls play football. They don't learn these things.
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Rhod, far be it from me to ever attempt to misrepresent or embellish.
ReplyDeleteI have a fetish about news anchors in suits spouting bland crapitudes - does that count?
ReplyDeleteYup, DC... you don't learn the same code of toughness while playing coed slo-pitch softball, as you well know.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help but attribute the co-anchors-trying-not-to-laugh-out-loud as one of your special fetishes.
Vienna, thanks so much for admitting it in public.
ReplyDeleteDid you notice how they squirmed around trying to find just the perfect concerned pose.
Listen, Nick ... I am a little concerned about your obvious drinking whilst posting. And Rhod, I've got your back, and i know that you only require the tub to be filled to the point to create a meniscus.
ReplyDeleteNow that Congress is out of town (whew) ... it's going to be a long August. No more sauce while posting, Nick.
As an old (and I do mean old) friend used to say ... For this malaise, I blame the schools.
How dare you, sir. The only sauce sampling I do while posting is the occasional marinara.
ReplyDeleteDC, my right meniscus is particularly bad from running on banked roads. Can you "create" a meniscus in a purple tub? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteI can't tell if S. Thesaurus is pulling my leg or not ... I was talking the kind we used to observe in chemistry class (at the top of the beaker).
ReplyDeleteOkay ... I am leaving you weirdsmobiles to your own devices. Y'all need to get out (dry out) and get some sun.
It would have been more interesting if they were nuns.
ReplyDeleteKid, those nuns are tougher than you can imagine. The tumble might have been more graphically interesting, but the vocalization woulda been disappointing... a grunt, at best.
ReplyDeleteI have a thing for squishy noises. Her fall wasn't squishy enough.
ReplyDeleteI gotta a slap-stick comedy/Warner Brothers Cartoon fetish. I never realized it until she fell off the platform and started making noises like Daffy Frickin' Duck. As Jackie Gleason would say..."What a riot"!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was more than hair-mussing, Nickie. I insist that I saw her neck snap back on impact. She is lucky they didn't have to surgically remove the vomer bone from her brain.
ReplyDeleteAnd not being an authority on male fetishes, I hesitate to opine. However, the foot fetish is well publicized. There were more foot close-ups than I cared to look at in this video, I can tell you. Are there also fetishes for cankles?
If she'd been tied to something she wouldn't have fallen. I think she deserves a good spanking. Did you check out the feet on the one that didn't fall? Does grape juice stain latex? Luckily for me, I don't have any fetishes.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ope... Your professional skills add a new dimension to this.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about "cankles" as a fetish but in California there are quite a few organizations celebrating pale legs in over-sized shorts. There's no explaining the public's erotic tastes.
Gene, I appreciate the Warner Brothers take, but I'm firmly in the Three Stooges camp. A Curly-style "whoop-whoop-whoop" woulda fit perfectly.
ReplyDeleteWetzy, whatsamatta you? This video has more squishy than Sleepless in Seattle!
ReplyDeleteTex, you are a man of exotic tastes.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I believe a pair of sturdy hiking boots woulda added stability and an enchanting embellishment.
I'm not very good at this 'spot the fetish' game you're running here.
ReplyDeleteBut you may have put me off red wine for a while.
Sad day for the local vintners.
Powdergal, I must agree. I'll probably be sticking to clear mountain streams for awhile. Can you imagine what a pair of espadrilles smell like on a warm day? Well then, I hate to imagine those feet in by dinnertime beverage.
ReplyDeleteDrinking champagne from slippers? Bah!!
Seven?!? But they had all 10 toes, for a grand total of 20 if memory serves--and none of them were webbed. Not "dethhhpicable"enough for Daffy.
ReplyDeleteI like big girls in giant tee shirts
ReplyDeleteCBull, you are correct. It's comments like yours that makes me realize this blog needs a fact-checker.
ReplyDeleteAnony... Big deal. Who doesn't?
ReplyDeleteLove theta video. Just great!
ReplyDeleteNickie, Well, this is more like what I'm talkin about.
ReplyDeletehttp://ammajerkoff.blogspot.com/2009/06/chapter-4-sex-and-city.html
Aye-Aye, Captain
ReplyDeleteKid, if all nuns looked like that, I'd have never left the church.
ReplyDeleteReminded me of the old "I Love Lucy" show when she had the fight with the Italian lady in the big barrel of grapes. Lucy had a few stumbles in that episode, but never out of the barrel.
ReplyDeleteLady, I had forgotten that. This clip could certainly be considered an homage to the redhead.
ReplyDeleteI can only give her a 9.5 score card. Sloppy dismount,her legs were apart on the landing, and the noises she made sounded like a dying Giraffe. Other than that she was way better than the chinese girl I seen fall at last years weasel stomping competition
ReplyDeleteThat weasel stomping thing was obviously fixed. Somebody got to the Peruvian judge.
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