My first thought? It's a transport ship- it moves troops to shore by landincg crafts and helicopters, big dea... Oh, I see- wow, nevermind. I'll be quiet now.
Obama: "I would like to apologize to the world right now for any perception of strength this new ship might express. I do not want My nation to be seen as superior in any way, but as an equal. Once again it was commissioned by My war loving predecessor. But now with the mandate given to Me and in an effort to to not create friction amongst My people of the world I am ordering it to be painted purple, for peace and a commandment to only use it for humanitarian purposes such as transporting new voters to America. Red and yellow, black and white... you are all equal in my site. But grey is evil! My blessing to all."
This is incredible and ***almost*** makes up for the fact that the towers were never rebuilt due to political correctness and the cancer within our country.
I hope the Obama administration doesn't sink the new ship somewhere to create an artificial reef for fish - because war is bad and tropical fish are good.
You may think me a cynic, but it's not all that out of line with the rest of the crap that White House has pulled.
What a beautiful sight. *Chills*
ReplyDeleteTHAT is effing sweet! I hope we can go get our balls back now.
ReplyDeleteWOW that is one mean looking ship! Too bad the rest of America is represnted by the tugs.....
ReplyDeleteAMERICA is represented by the NEW YORK, the 3 tugs are reid, pelosi and obama.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought? It's a transport ship- it moves troops to shore by landincg crafts and helicopters, big dea... Oh, I see- wow, nevermind. I'll be quiet now.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing. I have't seen anything that beautiful in a long time. It gives you hope again.
ReplyDeleteSince I'm "Army" I never know what the Navy has hiding under all that metal...but I bet it's some asswhippin' stuff.
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ReplyDeleteOMGosh. It gives me chills. Watch out for the USS New York. They are on a MISSION!
ReplyDeleteObama would probably scuttle it if he had a chance.
ReplyDeleteObama: "I would like to apologize to the world right now for any perception of strength this new ship might express. I do not want My nation to be seen as superior in any way, but as an equal. Once again it was commissioned by My war loving predecessor. But now with the mandate given to Me and in an effort to to not create friction amongst My people of the world I am ordering it to be painted purple, for peace and a commandment to only use it for humanitarian purposes such as transporting new voters to America. Red and yellow, black and white... you are all equal in my site. But grey is evil!
ReplyDeleteMy blessing to all."
Poetic Justice indeed! I love it.
ReplyDeleteThis is incredible and ***almost*** makes up for the fact that the towers were never rebuilt due to political correctness and the cancer within our country.
ReplyDeleteWhat comes next?
ReplyDeleteI hope the Obama administration doesn't sink the new ship somewhere to create an artificial reef for fish - because war is bad and tropical fish are good.
You may think me a cynic, but it's not all that out of line with the rest of the crap that White House has pulled.
Gia, I assume you misspoke.
ReplyDeleteNever, never mistake this nation for the cheesewhiz that is in D.C. now. Never.
America is alive and well. Let's roll, people.
The twin towers’ steel warship sure is swell,
ReplyDeleteNow let’s blast the Talibastards straight to hell.
That's good, Arby. But can you haiku?
ReplyDeleteMourning steel warship
ReplyDeleteborrowed strength from fallen friends
avenger of death
Rockin Haiku, Arby!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is good, Arb. I'll hoist a BBQ (alleged BBQ, that is) sandwich to you.
ReplyDeleteBut your haiku makes sense, you see. The point of haiku is to be as hopelessly vague and confusing as possible.
DC, the haiku ban remains in effect. You and your poetry pack consider it all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
ReplyDeleteNickie, that thing is
ReplyDeleteRadar Stealthy,
Rocky Healthy,
Twisted Steel,
Sex Appeal.