This listing is for one custom made hand crocheted beanie with a beard and mustache. I have several examples pictured here. Please see my sold listings for other possible colorcombinations. For the hats I have most basic colors on hand, so if you don't see the color you want, I very likely have it on hand. For the beards, I have black, gray, brown, chocolate brown and tan. Feel free to send me a message with any questions you may have.
This is sized to fit most adult heads and is one piece designed to fit like a ski mask. This listing is for one made with soft 100% acrylic yarn for easy care. If you would like cotton or another fiber, please feel free to send me a message and we can work out whatever you like.Please specify in the notes to seller the color combination you prefer and if there is a special size needed.
Custom orders will be shipped within 5 business days.
Thanks so much for looking!
Have a great day!
Is there a fundamentalist Islamic variant with an even longer beard available?
ReplyDeleteCan I get salt-and-pepper highlights for the beard?
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ReplyDeleteCan I get a Khalid Sheik Mohammed hairy dickie to go with that? Options! Give us options!
ReplyDeleteI would like know if you haves smallest sizes (in the red and white with hammer-sickle) for to fit very small head such as rock.
ReplyDeleteVlad! This is outstanding marketing! Coming soon to stores near you, Allah's Potato Head.
ReplyDeleteLL... such lengthy beards will have to be preshrunk.
ReplyDeleteDC... Yours will also require bits of egg and bacon.
ReplyDeleteSig, I don't believe that's an option, but word-on-the-street is that a merkin is on the way.
ReplyDeleteA chill just ran down my spine, Nick. I thought you had been photoshopping, or perhapshad gotten together with Rhod for a photoshoot in the N.E. snow.
ReplyDeleteBut then I clicked on the title and found out that is a real link. That was bad enough.
But then ... I wondered ... how did you "stumble upon" this site? We need to talk.
Vlad, the Knucklehead Smith model should fit fine.
ReplyDeleteDC... I don't have time to talk. I'm knitting as fast as I can.
ReplyDeleteStunning.
ReplyDeleteGoomba, remember, it was Knucklehad "Smif".
ReplyDeleteThe hat makes it easier for your executioner to dangle your severed head from his "left" hand.
There's a whole bunch of Lefties in Westminster, Nickie, (including our Brokeback Coalition), do you think would you be able to handle an order for 646 assorted dhimmi hats in time for Christmas, mate?
ReplyDeleteRhod, the tongue-lashing is deserved. I overreached. Shoulda stuck with my original choice, Farfel.
ReplyDeleteBarky, I'm knitting as fast as I can. It's taken me almost 4 days to build one for Ed Balls. The man has a gourd the size of a Riley Roadster.
ReplyDeleteEl Bloomberg needs one right away. When is his birthday?
ReplyDeleteI may just go for the Santa Claus version -- since the Christmas shopping season is upon us and I have to prepare for the holidays
ReplyDeleteNick, I also spelled his name wrong. It's "smiff" with two "f"'s. Like his father Bonehead Smiff.
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