Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If you wear long sleeved sweaters
I may marry you.
Roses are red,
Some tulips are pink.
When you raise up your arms
I see the "Missing Link."
Roses are red,
Daisies are white.
Don't play with matches
Else your pits may ignite.
I think I remember her. I hated Europe even back then but she was easy. What was a guy to do? Hit and run. Well, I hope you have a happy Valentines with someone who remembered they or their relatives took a boat ride and found razors!
ReplyDeleteI (probably) didn't say any of that.
Oh Sig94, be my hairy Valentine.
ReplyDeleteThis picture gets me all fuzzy and romantic.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day, Siggie. The roses are in the mail.
Doom, sometimes the romance occurs whilst digging around for the good parts. Happy Valentine's Day. A nice present would be a chocolate coated hedge clipper.
ReplyDeleteOdie - not by the many hairs on my chinny-chin-chin. Mrs. Sig would remove the only reason I still stand while performing a certain biological function.
ReplyDeleteNickie - the fuzziness comes from your failure to buy some XXXXL shirts. Loosen the top three buttons and you'll be fine.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day. Take care not to eat the chocolate Buick in one sitting.
Wow, words fail me on this one.
ReplyDeleteAndy - it's the love.
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ReplyDeleteDude, that will cure ya ... for a while, at least.
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