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February 2, 2011

Drill, Baby, Drill

Roaring into the 21st Century...

4 comments:

  1. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggh!

    Thus sprake the elastic on Mooseshell's thong as it tried to reach around the massive orb of she-meat.

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  2. Anonymous2/02/2011

    No problem. Just go buy a few Chinese extension cords.

    Am I allowed to say "Chinese"?

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  3. Look at the bright side - it takes petroleum products to insulate the electric wires in the millions of miles of extension cords... and I'm sure that we'll be buying the copper wire from China.

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  4. We have oil but we don't drill for it. That means less oil. We use our corn to grow ethanol. That means less food.

    When do we end this insanity?

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