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April 4, 2011

The Prophet's Used Truck Sale (PBUH)

For Sale - 1999 Ford "Somalia" custom Explorer XLT, 3X4, 1 spd automatic, power brakes, no windows/door/seatbelts/roof/warranty, alloy wheels, imam certified "scoot n' shoot", 85K mi. $2,299 with recoiless rifle, $179.50 w/o rifle. Mogadishu Motors

4 Sale - 1987 Toyota Tacoma bus, 3 spd manual, pan, tilt, zoom and DVD movies, seats 16 adults, 14 goats, 8 boys, 8 AK47 butt storage slots or use the boys, spare, 163K mi. $799 or RPG w/20 rounds. Kandahar Kar Korral.

For Sale - 1967 International Harvester 10 whl dump conv., "Desert Sky Sweeper", 16 ft box, 466 eng., power seats, sun roof, 10 spd split axle, 233K mi., has flat tyre - only strafed once by the French. $199 or 2 plane tickets to Moracco. Moammar's Motor Madness

1991 Ford F-150 ext. cab, "Infidel Reaper", V8, CD, power locks, power windows, power traverse, ammo trays, first aid kit, manure spreader, anti-coalition radar coating in "Batman Black", Allah's Anti-Rust Proofing, certified 100 mph in reverse. This is the real deal and will be destroyed sold quickly. Sorry only available in 12mm. $13,599 Moammar's Motor Madness


For sale as is. Best Offer. Gaza Auto Body and Funeral Home

17 comments:

  1. Sig94, I have to correct you on that third one. It's a US Gum't issue Deuce-and-a-half, not a dump conv.

    http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/2010/11/happy-veterans-day.html

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  2. Anonymous4/04/2011

    Hey that's close to my location, I'd be a fool not to by it!

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  3. Odie - I think it's down to a Deuce and a quarter by now. Mebbe even a sixteenth.

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  4. Trestin - that information narrows down your location to either the Mid East or Detroit.

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  5. Chris - Of course leasing is available. 100% down and lease a hardened bunker for the dealer...

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  6. I can't pass up these deals!

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  7. Lone - and deals like these won't last long! Especially if the US keeps flying missions.

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  8. " 1987 Toyota Tacoma " as featured in Mad Max.

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  9. The dudes in the Red Toyota camped out in my back yard a few months ago. Nice bunch a guys.

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  10. Banned - I sometimes wonder if the moozies got the idea for technicals from Max.

    And how about this?
    http://news.pickuptrucks.com/2010/05/indigen-armor-introduces-the-nstt-battle-ready-pickup-truck.html

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  11. Kid - I bet they loved the pork tenderloin you grilled for them.

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  12. Yea ! I told them it was rocky mountain oysters !

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  13. Sig94, nice link.

    Your post "Definition Dumb Ass, 4 hours ago" appears in my sidebar but leads to
    "Sorry, the page you were looking for in the blog ", just saying.

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  14. banned - sorry. I was having problems with Blogger and that went out even though it was marked for a scheduled release. It has happened maybe twice before and for the life of me I can't figure out why.

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  15. Anonymous4/05/2011

    No credit, no head, no problem!

    Sig, a masterpiece...

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  16. Rhod - glad to see you're still kicking around.

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