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September 14, 2011

Banana Banzai


During WWII we pounded the Japanese, we beat them like a rented mule. We took a 2,000 year old machismo, fearsome, aggressive warrior culture and broke it like a cheap Timex. We spattered them like White Fang hitting Soupy Sales in the kisser with a cream pie.

I think maybe we went too far. Look at the Japanese of today. This is shameful.



With gays now able to openly serve in the US military, perhaps this is the replacement for forced marches in boot camp.

H/T to IOTW.

6 comments:

  1. Reminds me of the old ad slogan, "You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you ......."

    Best find ever!

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  2. Anonymous9/14/2011

    Interesting. But I'd like to see more Midget vs. Badger fight videos.

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  3. Odie - this brings the art of mincing walks to a whole new level.

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  4. Nickie - we're fresh outta Badger v. Midget vids. Would a Dingo v. Dwarf interest you?

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  5. Chris - there are no words to match this travesty. Gestures, yes, words, no.

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