From the UK we hear of a 65 year old woman who had breast augmentation surgery after her husband died and is now dating younger men, as young as 24.
Great-grandmother Joan Lloyd says she has a new lease of life after finally having the breast enlargement she wanted - at the age of 65.This is the perfect advice for that special someone that has fallen so low in recent polls as citizens finally wake up and realize he is completely incompetent and irrelevant. Even the Republicans are refusing to give a rebuttal to his anticipated jobs speech. America just isn't that into you.
The widower lost her husband David last year and decided it was time to invest in herself - by paying for cosmetic surgery to transform her breasts from an A cup to an F.
Now the great-grandmother, from Abergele, North Wales, who spent 15 years caring for her husband while he was ill, said the £4,000 operation is helping her to enjoy life.
What to do?
How to get America to pay attention?
How to get America to love him again?
The boob in the White House needs something to reinvent himself; you know, to rekindle the excitement when no one knew anything about you. To remake yourself into someone that everyone is talking about.
Soooooooo.
How about a boob job?
Now that's change we can believe in!
Laughing, oh indeed. Right through the emisis, I am.
ReplyDeleteThat would be REALLY creepy and would likely only sway the LGBT crowd who - for the most part - are already in his corner of the closet.
ReplyDeleteHere I thought maybe you were going to suggest a lobotomy.
ReplyDeleteDoom - I think he's simply lovely. ANd it opens up many, many career opportunites once the voters throw his ass out of the White House.
ReplyDeleteLibAdv - IMHO what's really creepy is what he has done to this country. LBGT follows as a not so distant second. But that's just me.
ReplyDeleteGorges - Again, IMHO there wouldn't be all that much change in any statist liberal if you gave them a lobotomy.
ReplyDeleteDoom - sorry about the stomach problems. And I will get back to you on those mentoring guides for inmates.
ReplyDeleteIf that lady had sought proper advice ahe might have got her boob job for free, ie paid for by the NHS/my taxes.
ReplyDeletebanned - yes, it seemed like it cost an awful lot for an F cup.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to direct the lady to This Place
ReplyDeleteAs far as oblabber, he needs no boob job, he's the ultimate boob
Kid - where were these women when I was a 21 yr old stud muffin?
ReplyDeleteSig, My place.
ReplyDeleteHalf at my place, half at Nickie's place
ReplyDeleteSig, actually there is a girl at work. 50-something. Got a huge boob job, on her 2nd face lift, and has a young stud muffin living with her who she lets use her car sine he pick her up after work. Not gonna last. She's gonna crash and burn at some point soon and it isn't gonna be pretty. I wouldn't do her and I'm 59.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what he's peddling ... Boob Jobs.
ReplyDeleteWords, even snark fails... How do ya' get THAT picture out of yer' mellon?
ReplyDeleteKid - they call them cougars? We had a police groupie like that, called her the Peanut Butter Lady.
ReplyDeleteMy wingman took her out for a test drive. You don't want to know why they called her that. Her son walked into the bedroom while he was still there. The "son" was only a few years younger...
Odie - sounds like that's what he was selling last night at his Congressional speech.
ReplyDeleteAndy - I know. There's a penance to be paid for that.
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