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February 3, 2012

Sponge Khomeini Square Pants




Just when you think that Irani ayotollahs and imams have no sense of humor.


And just when you think that Irani ayotollahs and imams can't get any more bizarre.


The Iranis  commemorated the 33rd anniversary of Ayatollah Khomeini’s return from exile by staging a mock celebration at the Tehran airport. A cardboard facsimile was used because they were afraid to dig him up. They even gave him a parade.

It is rumored that he slept with a number of Persian beauties before they stuck him back in the drawer. The gals claimed that he seemed "remote and wooden."

H/T to batman

UPDATE:


They took him out for BBQ!

9 comments:

  1. The only things missing were a flying carpet and 72 virgins.

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  2. Odie - and Handi-Wipes™

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  3. State level moonbattery.

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  4. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

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  5. Andy - this is weapons level asshattery. It takes centuries of practice to reach that level.

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  6. el chupa - that's what they gave Khomeini for breakfast just before they stuck him back in the drawer.

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  7. Anonymous2/07/2012

    Looks like he ate a crabby-pattie...right before jumping in front of the steamroller.

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  8. JBS - heh! Good one!

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  9. Teresa - and there's plenty of that to go around. Probably more nuttery than oil over there.

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