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Nickie Goomba is a man of the world, and also well aware that so many of the folks who comment on this blog are fans of an assortment of fetishes. You have shared that information in private correspondence, and you can rest assured that such information would never be shared.

When I first watched this short film, I was amazed to find at least 7 of your most common fetishes on display. I will leave it to you to determine which fetish belongs to who, but it shouldn't be too difficult to figure out.

White House Kegger a "big waste of time"

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Goomba News Network) -

In the end, the great White House Suds Summit failed to live up to President Obama's basic definition of “a teachable moment.”

Vice-president Joe Biden was heard to comment "I've seen better communication in a Delaware 7-11."

“Did anyone apologize?” our reporter yelled at Cambridge Sgt. James Crowley, whose reputation as the most famous cop in the land was made on a disorderly pinch.

“Hell, No! That stubborn a**hole kept right on ranting through the whole damn thing. I thought I'd start of the thing with a toast to something we could agree on, so I says 'Here's to the Celtics!'. I thought his head would explode. He said something about ofay, and then he screamed a disgusting insult about Larry Bird's mother. ”

Question: “What did the President do?”

Answer: “He kept sipping his beer.”

In an exchange he'd "probably prefer to forget,” Jim Crowley said that he and Henry Louis “Skip” Gates Jr. took turns drunkenly describing where each other could shove their “teachable moments.” Fisticuffs ensued.

It is now tragically obvious that a police officer, a Harvard "intellectual" a president and vice president of the United States wrestling around in a beer puddle under a child's picnic table did little to improve race relations in America.

“Yes,” Crowley said - he knows where and when he will meet Gates again, but he refused to tell us.

In the same White House briefing room where Barack Obama tried to extricate his foot from his mouth one week ago, the real show yesterday was watching the media divas from the national press corps carp and moan about “what a ridiculous (expletive) story” they found themselves trapped in.

White House spokesman Bill Tooley described the meeting as an unfortunate setback to race relations and a big waste of time, but surprised the gathered throng by announcing that the President will soon be naming a new national Beer Czar.

In the withering heat of a late afternoon, they waited in vain for a bloodied Skip to make an appearance at the bank of microphones. Skip Gates was quietly poured into a taxi headed back to Martha’s Vineyard last night, but Crowley thankfully tossed the national media herd a few details from yesterday’s rumored Rose Garden slap fight. The physical altercation lasted for about six minutes until Secret Service agents overpowered the lager-soaked quartet. Both Obama and Biden suffered scrapes and bruises in the melee.

“They all took off ,” one forlorned CBS newsman muttered.

“My face is about to melt off,” Helen Thomas sighed, “and I still haven't been able to ask these lightweights what they would heve done if they'd each had a second beer. I miss Bush.”

For Men ONLY

This is the NICKIE GOOMBA CHALLENGE.

Here's your assignment. Watch this entire clip carefully from beginning to end. Then tell me whether you agree with me that this early Music Video deserves an R rating..

There's no boobs or profanity. The only exposed skin is on the guitarist's calves. But there are Peggy Lee's playful seductive eyes, stunning flirtatious lips, and a voice that oozes rainy day sexuality. What's YOUR opinion?

The California School System ROCKS!

Prepare to get Pissed Off!!

There's a list of Obamacare provisions that substantiates all our fears.

Read them HERE

"I have said that I wanted a bill to pass before we left for the August recess, but I've also said that our members need the time . . . not only get the bill written but to have plenty of time to review it. . . . So, we're on schedule either to do it now or to do it whenever."
(House Speaker Nancy Pelosi 7/27/09)

“I love these members, they get up and say, ‘Read the bill'. What good is reading the bill if it’s a thousand pages and you don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?”
(House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers (D-Mich)

"We strongly believe that the religion and culture of all peoples must be respected and protected, and that all people should be free to speak their minds. That includes ethnic and religious minorities in China."
(Barrack Obama speaking after 192 Muslims were killed in Xinjiang Province)

"Now that Operation Panther's Claw has shown that it can bring success and the first phase of that operation is over, it is time to commemorate all those soldiers who have given their lives and to thank all our British soldiers for the determination, the professionalism and the courage that they have been showing. What we have actually done is make the land secure for about 100,000 people. What we have done is pushed back the Taliban and what we have done also is start to break that chain of terror that links the mountains of Afghanistan and in Pakistan to the streets of Britain,"
Prime Minister Gordon Brown describing why the UK must continue military operations in Afghanistan.

Seven charged in US conspiracy planned terror attacks in Israel

The Jerusalem Post reports on some of the USA's home grown terrorists!

"Hysen Sherifi, 24, a native of Kosovo and a US legal permanent was also charged in the case. He was the only person arrested who was not a US citizen."

A father, his two sons and four other men living in North Carolina are accused of military-style training at home and plotting "violent jihad" abroad, including against targets in Israel, federal authorities said Monday.

This undated photo provided by the City County Bureau of Identification in Wake County shows Mohammad Omar Aly Hassan. Hassan is being charged with conspiring to support terrorism and traveling overseas to participate in "violent jihad," according to an indictment unsealed Monday.

Officials said the men were led by Daniel Patrick Boyd, 39, who resided in a small lakeside home in a rural area south of Raleigh, where he and his family walked their dog and operated a drywall business.

Court records, however, indicate Boyd was a veteran of terrorist training camps in Pakistan and Afghanistan who fought against the Soviet Union.

"These charges hammer home the point that terrorists and their supporters are not confined to the remote regions of some far away land but can grow and fester right here at home," US Attorney George E.B. Holding said. (More...)

Recently, a reader from the UK, North Northwester, popped in with a comment that set us all back on our heels.

"Listen you Yankee wimps, you're missing the point.

Wait'll you have yourselves a State-run health service like ours here in Britain; you'll find out what competition's like, and then some.

The smokers competing with the non-smokers for cardio-thoracic surgery. The hypochondriacs competing with the sick to get to the head of the line to see the doctor.

The old peoples' relatives (and potential inheritors) trying to persuade surgeons to up Grandma's morphine dose to lethal levels 'for her own good' competing with young girls wanting to get their third abortion in as many years (even though the Pill and condoms are given away for free here.)

The drunks in Accident and Emergency on Saturday nights competing with the junkies to meet the doctors whom they will immediately abuse and threaten with rape and violence if she doesn't patch their self-inflicted wounds up and send them straight out onto the streets for more of the intoxicant of their choice - and all because medical treatment is 'a human right' in a socialized system.

Who needs sport when people are competing for their lives and their children's lives with welfare junkies.

Now, go visit his sight and read his dramatic post, SPREADING THE DISEASE

Pelosi

National Death Service UPDATE

Doctors face 'playing God' over who lives or dies if swine flu overwhelms National Health Service

"...if 25 per cent of the population were infected that could cause major problems for the health service."

Breezy Marsh and Davis Derbyshire of the Daily Mail reveal a horrifying (and dehumanizing) development within the wonderful world of government health care.

Thousands of patients could be denied NHS treatment and left to die under 'worst-case' emergency plans for a swine-flu epidemic.

The blueprint would force doctors to 'play God' and prioritise intensive-care treatment for those most likely to benefit - ruling out patients with problems such as advanced cancer.

More than 100,000 cases were diagnosed last week alone in the UK. Although the disease has claimed 30 lives, many sufferers have experienced little more than a bad cold, raised temperature and cough.

However health experts are concerned that the H1N1 virus could mutate into something more severe. The scale of their concern is highlighted in the Department of Health's report: Pandemic Flu - Managing Demand and Capacity in Health Care Organisations.

Detailing plans to ration hospital treatment, the report warns that if half the population were infected, 6,600 patients per week would be competing for just under 4,000 intensive-care beds. Around 85 per cent of those beds could already be full with day-to-day emergencies.

To allocate ventilators, beds and intensive-care equipment doctors would have to 'score' patients on their health and prognosis as well as seriousness of their conditions. Those who failed to respond to treatment would be subject to 'reverse triage' - in which they were taken off ventilators and left in NHS 'dying rooms' with only painkillers to ease their suffering. (Read the full unedited story here)