... when a rug works so much better?
Before you go gettin' all judgmental and all, consider, how short and poignant is this dance of penitence. Yes, it might appear that Charlie was making merry at the Giant Fundraiser/B-Day Party/Celebrity Gala last night, but a closer inspection reveals the "tears of a clown."
* Best photo in the history of the world courtesy of the N.Y. Post. God bless 'em.