We're all tempted to witness train wrecks. There is something about a person's life dissolving before your eyes that draws us; perhaps gives us a sense of superiority in that "Thank God I'm not as screwed up as *name of train wreck*."
Bruce Jenner is such a Train Wreck.
You know what I mean.
Bruce Jenner posits that his Christian beliefs are preventing him from dating men. This claim generates the same kind of skepticism I get when Bill Clinton says that his 26 flights on Jeffrey Epstein’s Underage Jet Orgy Express were on missions trips to save the souls of those poor 13 year old girls.
Bruce and Bill - please don't bother explaining. There's other distractions, other wrecks we need to witne ... oh look, Miley Cyrus is shoving flaming Tampons up her nostrils.
Bruce Jenner is such a Train Wreck.
- He's a derailed 100 car bullet train hitting an elementary school the day before Christmas vacation.
- He's a nuclear waste freight train hijacked by Bin Laden's nephew crashing into Grand Central Station.
- He's Hillary Clinton's campaign train hitting the Bernie Saunders campaign bus at a California RR crossing where hundreds of illegal Mexicans are demonstrating against Donald Trump.
You know what I mean.
Bruce Jenner posits that his Christian beliefs are preventing him from dating men. This claim generates the same kind of skepticism I get when Bill Clinton says that his 26 flights on Jeffrey Epstein’s Underage Jet Orgy Express were on missions trips to save the souls of those poor 13 year old girls.
Bruce and Bill - please don't bother explaining. There's other distractions, other wrecks we need to witne ... oh look, Miley Cyrus is shoving flaming Tampons up her nostrils.