From Syracuse.com comes a story about criminal defecation:
Oswego, NY -- An Oswego woman accused of falsely reporting being sprayed in the eyes with Pine Sol later defecated on herself and smeared feces inside the police station, deputies said.Angel is also available for parties.
Angel Lackey, 34, of 5350 State Route 104, Lot 29, was charged with misdemeanor falsely reporting and incident and criminal tampering, deputies said.
Thursday afternoon, Oswego County deputies went to investigate Lackey's complaint that someone sprayed her with Pine Sol during a disturbance in Scriba. Deputies say that wasn't true.
As Lackey was being interviewed about the incident, she defecated on herself, deputies said.
She then smeared her feces on the window of the interview room at the Public Safety Building, deputies said.
She was arraigned on both charges and sent to the Oswego County jail with bail set at $1,000 cash or $2,000 bond.