Here at
GNN we've been pondering, and pandering - just recently Nickie gave us a quota - but mostly pondering on why the First Lady (
FLOTUS) requires so much attention. Why we are subjected to almost daily, media-generated episodes of "Look at me! Listen to me!" hysteria.
Eat your
vegetables! But grow them yourself first!
Force restaurants to change their menus!
...suggested that Americans are "programmed" by taste and advertising to eat many things that the government and health professionals know are not healthy for their bodies. So she wants to facilitate a nationwide re-programming of personal tastes by having restaurants start serving less of what customers ignorantly want and more of what they should have.
Kill your fat children! But don't eat them! Bury them in your vegatable garden!
I am strongly motivated to see how closely these outbursts coincide with the First Lady Menstrual Cycle (
FLOTUSMC). This regular occurrence is listed by the Secret Service as a crisis response: code name "Rag-a-
geddon." But then again, could it be that these episodes inspire the President's periodic comfort food
foragings?
In reality, is Air Force One being used as an Emergency Estrogen Deficiency Ejection Capsule, hurtling
POTUS into safer waters? Does the aforementioned have more to do with official trips to Europe and the Mideast than actual national security considerations?
Perhaps it was such an episode that prompted
FLOTUS to comment to the
FLOTFR (First Lady of the French Republic) as follows:
Michelle Obama thinks being America’s First Lady is ‘hell’, Carla Bruni reveals today in a wildly indiscreet book.
Miss Bruni divulges that Mrs Obama replied when asked about her position as the U.S. president’s wife: ‘Don’t ask! It’s hell. I can’t stand it!’
And hell it is. There is nothing that staggers the mind like the personal fiery hell she incurred with an all expense paid trip to a luxurious five star Spanish hotel with friends, staff and bodyguards. How. She. Suffered.
And FLOTUS had to comfort her close friend with only sixty rooms. How. Did. She. Do. It.
Rush Limbaugh sums up the rationale for the sixty room Spanish invasion:
RUSH: That's Obama telling you to sacrifice, to give it up for America while his wife is in Spain. Now, the woman in question here. Her gynecologist's father had died, and so she had to spend some time with Michelle. Her gynecologist's father died. Now, are woman really that...? I wouldn't know, have to ask. Are women really that close to their gynecologists that when your gynecologist's father dies, you need a vacation in Spain? Her friend, who is the wife of the head of Obama's campaign fund and the gynecologist who delivered Michelle's daughter, her father died early in July. And she was depressed and distressed, and so she had to go to Spain with 40 other people in 60 rooms because her gynecologist's father passed away -- the gynecologist who delivered Michelle's daughter. Now, you compare... We have a name for Michelle: "Moochelle." Mooch, mooch, Moochelle Obama. That will tick 'em off, won't it, Snerdley?
My heart breaks for this woman who is forced to close NYC air space so she can trip the
light fantastic at
restaurants and
Broadway shows.
Yup. Life is hell for
FLOTUS and her 24
servants attendants. How she has sacrificed!