Rhod will digitize and sell on-line access to his prodigious collection of pornographic thesauri.
DC must remove his .45-70 reloading gear from the old linotype room so the GNN cafeteria can finally install a sushi bar.
Sig94 will no longer use the costly Employee Mental Health Assistance Program in order to stop referring to himself in the third person. Really, he promised.
And Nickie will even provide the clippers so he can lease his back for GNN advertising.