November 12, 2016

The Adventures Of The SS Pantsuit

Huma Abedin is seen on her way to her boss's campaign headquarters carrying a bag full of miscues, errors, lapses in judgement, lies and miscellaneous felonies. If only she knew back then what she knows now, on that fateful day in April of 2015, when the campaign to elect Hillary Clinton as the 46th President of the United States was started.

April 12, 2015, was a brilliant day when the SS Pantsuit left harbor to embark on a never before attempted mission to catch the biggest fish there was, the Presidential Female Halibut.

Manned by her trusty and faithful crew, the SS Pantsuit made remarkable progress. Until...

And so it ended. Not with a bang, but with a shipwreck as it finally ran aground on the Reef of the Deplorables.

So Huma walks alone, no husband, no job.
But at least she knows that no one else can tell her how she must prepare herself for the future.

Well, not quite.

Leonard Cohen Is Dead

Cover Art To Leonard Cohen's "WTF?" Album (1993)

Leonard Cohen is dead.
I had no idea who Leonard Cohen was but since the Internets Were Weeping (2007, Columbia Records) over his death I decided to look this fellow up and see what all the fuss was about.

Mr. Cohen was a Canadian, I like Canadians. I am always sorry when a Canadian dies. And he was a Canadian singer/song writer. I like Gordon Lightfoot, who is also a Canadian singer/song writer, but Gordon Is Still Alive (2012, Rhino Entertainment). Gordon, born in 1938, is four years younger than Leonard (born 1934) but Gordon is still getting older whilst Leonard is not. But I digress.

As a Canadian singer/song writer, Mr. Cohen sang and wrote songs. He did this for quite some time. He was 33 years old when his first album was released in 1967. His albums' names were quite literal, they had titles that actually descibed the songs therein. Titles like: Songs of Leonard Cohen, Songs From a Room, Songs of Love and Hate, Recent Songs, Songs Written While I was Shitting, Songs Written While Eating Broccoli and so on.

I still could not recall a single song that I knew was written or performed by Mr. Cohen. I thought this most peculiar as I frequently think of writing songs while relieving myself and almost always sing while doing #2. This latter action frequently disturbed my wife as the kids thought it was adorable and would flock to the bathroom door to listen to my croaking. I was never able to determine if it was my voice or the incredibly loud flatulence that attracted them. Fortunately only one of our daughters has incorporated my powerful but raucous genetic material within her DNA and we all fear that she will remain forever single. Although she can hear perfectly well, we still enrolled her in the Stanford School For the Hearing and Olfactory Impaired in hopes of her acquiring a mate. But again I digress. Forgive me.

Seeking to remedy this lack of knowledge regarding Mr. Cohen's repertoire, I employed the internets to expand my wisdom and to enable myself to enter discourse regarding his demise and thus comfort those who were suffering from his loss. I soon learned that, indeed, I was familiar with two of his works. I immediately recognized Suzanne as a song that I thought was first sung by Judy Collins when I was in high school and then re-released when performed by someone else, perhaps Bob Dillon? What did I know, I was under severe hormonal attack at that age and I had no inkling that Dusty Springfield was a lesbian.

The second song I kind of recognized was Halleljah, which I think gained fame when performed in the movie Shrek released in 2001. I think it had something to do with onions or maybe parfaits.

I continued my quest for Cohen content and soon realized that the more I listened to his music the more I wanted to open up a few of my veins with a spork. The music was depressing, stultifying. The monotone delivery alone was enough to make me confess to the Lindbergh baby kidnapping. This music was not for me.

There is no intention on my part to insult lovers of Mr. Cohen's music. Still, I must advise them to hide all plastic cutlery prior to embarking on a sentimental journey through his work.

November 11, 2016

They Always Return To The Scene Of The Crime

Huma Abedin is seen carrying a huge blue canvas bag as she makes her way to Clinton campaign headquarters this morning.

A bag this large is needed to hold all the shattered dreams, unrealized ambitions, false promises and poisonous political debris that she has accumulated since she began her relationship with Hillary Clinton when she was only twenty years old. Hillary Clinton has been her primary employer/mentor since 1996.

In her left hand she carries a container of her new favorite beverage, Bitter Reality,  a complex brew of ground Pakistani Sharia beans, ignored subpoena sauce, American Freedom ginger and tears of the defeated.

From the Daily Mail.
Hillary Clinton's closest aide Huma Abedin wept openly in the street on Friday as she returned to the place where the Democratic candidate's campaign was fought - and lost.

Abedin looked like she had the weight of the world on her shoulders as she visited the campaign headquarters of the failed presidential candidate – after her own stumbles and her husband's sexting habits helped contribute to Clinton's historic defeat.

Abedin ventured out of her Manhattan apartment and went to the office three days after President-elect Donald Trump shocked the world by defeating Clinton.

She approached the tall building with stunning views which had until Tuesday been filled with staff and volunteers carrying a bag and a purse.

The pain and emotion of the situation were clearly visible on the face of the long-time loyalist, despite the dark large-frame sunglasses that covered her eyes.
Huma's estranged husband, former Congressman Anthony Weiner, is currently lodged in a residential sex addition rehabilitation facility in Kentucky.

The facility,  the Pee Wee Herman Institute for Advanced Masturbatory Practices, specializes in a treatment regimen that includes reverse sensitivity training.

Mr. Weiner's treatment is initiated by first exposing himself to chalkboard erasers and naked Barbie dolls. He then gradually works his way up to flaunting his junk in front of elementary school children, Fox News Channel reporters and elderly rape survivors. Residents are encouraged to ride horses in order to  familiarize themselves with what a truly enormous penis looks like on a cell phone.


Our daughter's service in the active Army ends this  month. 
She then starts her service with the Kentucky National Guard Special Forces.

This is her and Mom upon her return from her second deployment to Afghanistan.
Thank God for people like Danielle.

2016 Presidential Election Memories

Gingers love them some Hillary and sweet potato fries with their Kool Aid. Unfortunately tonight, she's getting neither.

To honor Hillary, they're all getting abortions next week. 
Even the Japanese dude once he figures out what ovaries are.

Bruce's Hillary decal just gave him a paper cut.

The realization  that their Hillary coordinated guest towels and shower curtains must go.

Fashion faux pas - Hillary nipple rings.

Praise Hillary, Hillary Saves

The guy in the second row reacts as the Viagra finally kicks in. 
Hillary? No mind, I'm gettin' some tonight!

It was bad enough that Hillary lost, then Clara found out that the much
awaited Monica Lewinsky Appreciation Night was canceled.

As her fingers approach her face Athena realizes that, 
once again, she should never use cheap toilet paper.

November 10, 2016

Make America Great Again

The new Administration has a web site,, where citizens can express their concerns and share their ideas to restore America. I submitted this.

I am a retired police officer/executive with over 40 years experience in various capacities with several agencies. I have devoted my entire adult life to law enforcement/public safety. From my prospective, we must restore a climate of respect for law and authority and restore confidence in our government's primary function as the guarantor of justice.

Those who have used/abused their official positions to enrich themselves must be prosecuted and punished. They must be paraded, publicly shamed before all America. This will not be a spiteful practice nor an excuse to exercise vengeance upon a defeated enemy. This will be a harbinger showing America that the times indeed have changed, that this type of self enrichment at the expense of the taxpayer will not be winked at and ignored. That the "pay to play" America is gone.

Public funds are not cheerfully donated out of gratitude to a benevolent government. Under penalty of law they are forcibly ripped out of the pockets of millions of hard working people who could make much better use of the money. It behooves government to judiciously exercise control of those funds for the betterment of all society rather than the personal gain of the political elites.

Sadly, we have not witnessed that control for many years.

I encourage the new Administration to vigorously and ruthlessly pursue those who have looted the public treasuries, who have used their positions of power for personal gain. As a surgeon removes all traces of a malignant tumor, let federal investigative agencies pursue those who have betrayed the public trust and restore confidence in the efficacy and faithfulness of public service. Let everyone who imagines using public office to profit themselves fear the swift and sure consequences of their actions and may Almighty God guide and protect you.

November 9, 2016

Hillary's Election Night Hijinks

Hillary lost it when she finally realized that her role as Queen of America would not be realized. Her staff helped her stumble to her chariot and she raced home to her safe place behind the liquor cabinet.

It might be nothing but click bait but story here.
Hillary no longer has to pretend to be someone she isn’t, and the second she realized her run was done, she removed her mask and showed the country who she really is, further validating that Americans made the right decision in dumping her on Tuesday night. Humiliated by her own demise, Hillary set the record as the first losing presidential candidate in history to not give a concession speech, but what she did instead made it worse.

The sore loser didn’t stick around for a second as she immediately left to go home to lick her wounds and sent her scandal-ridden campaign chairman John Podesta in her place to address the public for her. Instead of pulling her big girl pantsuit up, congratulating her opponent and thanking her campaign donors and supporters, she couldn’t face President-elect Donald Trump in person and conceded by phone in the comfort of her own safe space.

Trump Is Trump And Chicago Is Chicago

We have a new President-elect that has promised to drain the swamp of corruption and we have a swamp of corruption that promises to drain its population.

The City of Chicago is a swamp that keeps its promises.

Chicago Year to Date
Shot & Killed: 610
Shot & Wounded: 3,215
Total Shot: 3,825
Total Homicides: 680

Statistics here.

November 8, 2016

President Trump

President Donald Trump.
Get used to it all you leftist so and so's...

Voter Fraud In PA

By hook or by crook, mostly by crook, democrats want soooo badly to win this election. I wonder about the voting machines that I used as you have no way of knowing if the scanner read your paper ballot correctly and did not change your vote.
Election judges in Clinton Township, Butler County confirmed there were issues with two of their eight automated voting machines. Most of the issues came when people tried to vote straight party ticket.

However, others said they specifically wanted to vote for Republican Donald Trump only to see their vote switched before their eyes to Democrat Hillary Clinton.

“I went back, pressed Trump again. Three times I did this, so then I called one of the women that were working the polls over. And she said you must be doing it wrong. She did it three times and it defaulted to Hillary every time,” Bobbie Lee Hawranko said.

Pennsylvania State Representative Daryl Metcalfe went to Clinton Township to check on the reports for himself.

“If somebody has an issue, they should certainly let the judge of elections at the precinct know and also call their county bureau of elections as folks have done here this morning,” Pa. Rep. Daryl Metcalfe said.
Butler is just north of Pittsburgh.

The reason I chose this particular instance of voter fraud is that 21 years ago Rep. Daryl Melcalfe's younger brother married my oldest daughter. They have given me four grand-kids.

Daryl, like his brother, is a straight shooter and was born in central NY.

Story here.

We Are Blessed

Today we finally put all the annoying ads and the incessant chatter behind us.

Go vote and bear this in mind.

Compared to so many other nations, we are truly blessed to live in America.

No matter who wins the election, God is still on the throne. Always has been, always will.

Romans 8:38-40
For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor principalities, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

November 7, 2016

In The *spit* News

FBI Director James *spit* Comey On The Way Out

Comey will be awarded the J. Edgar Hoover "Tutu of Shame" after the elections.
After persistent prodding by senior adviser Valerie Jarrett to remove James Comey from his job as director of the FBI, President Obama has agreed the time has come to fire America's top cop.

According to a White House source familiar with Obama's decision, Jarrett and the president held lengthy discussions over the past several days about the political and legal ramifications of firing the FBI director.

State *spit* Department Needs Five Years To Examine Emails

There's 31,000 or so pages of deleted emails that the State Department wants to examine just in case Clinton missed shit canning a few. By the time the State Department is finished we'll all be sending messages via telepathy.
State Department officials asked a federal court Monday to consider allowing them up to five years for their review of 31,000 pages of emails recovered by the FBI during its year-long investigation of Hillary Clinton.

But The *spit* FBI Blew Through 650,000 Emails In Just Eight Days

The FBI made exceptionally short work of crunching all those emails; yet the FBI's investigation of the  Clinton Foundation will be over just in time to indict Hillary's grandchildren right before they apply for their social security pension benefits.
Donald Trump and his aides are expressing skepticism at how quickly the FBI was able to review hundreds of thousands of emails in the latest probe in the Hillary Clinton email investigation.

The FBI revealed Sunday that it had found nothing new in the emails from top Clinton aide Huma Abedin that were found on the laptop belonging to her estranged husband, Anthony Weiner. In a letter to lawmakers on Capitol Hill, Comey said he was not changing his recommendation from July that no charges should be brought against Clinton.

November 6, 2016

Read My Last Post 'Cause Here We Go

Tighten your lug-nuts America. This road's turning to shit in a hurry.

BREAKING: Hillary OFF the hook as FBI Director James Comey reveals the department will NOT change its July decision after further email investigation

Story here.
The NY Post blurb here.

Mad As Hell

Have we reached that point yet? 
Has American finally said, "Enough!"?
Can we even think the question... Is America close to initiating another civil war?

From PJ Media:
]...]If Hillary Clinton is elected, the very next day millions of Americans will be watching to see what will happen with the FBI and the Justice Department. Since we can now assume this will be a close election, that would be nearly half the voters in this country, sixty to seventy million people, almost all of whom believe Clinton, the woman a few weeks from inauguration as president, should have been charged with serious crimes and belonged behind bars, not in the White House.

Moreover, many have seen the WikiLeaks that reek of collusion between the Clintonistas and officials at the FBI and Justice, not to mention with virtually all the mainstream media outlets that were distrusted to begin with and are now reviled.

If that's not an explosive situation, what is?
The Civil War was started because of economic differences between the Northern and Southern states. Slavery was indeed an issue and was used as a rallying cry for the masses but it was not the primary reason why politicians ignited the greatest slaughter of Americans in our history. Once again, an overweening federal government controlled by economic interests hostile to a large segment of the population is dictating how we must live our lives.
“Valerie argued that Comey was interfering deliberately in the election process and had to be stopped,” a source told The New York Post. The same source said Obama, though, is “worried about the consequences of taking such an action – the tsunami of outrage that would come his way, and possibly become a major footnote, or worse, in the history of the presidency.”
This Tuesday we shall see how that works out.