August 18, 2012

How The Obama Administration Is Killing American Servicemen

It's None Of Your Business

This driver makes an excellent point. With millions of illegal aliens invading this country every year, why are authorities detaining American citizens and asking to prove that they are citizens? Why aren't these BP cops on the border detaining people sneaking into the country?

I really don't blame the cops, they're just doing what they are ordered to do (yeah, I know that only goes so far). I blame their supervisors and commanders who don't have the balls to tell the bull dykes and other assorted clowns in DHS to go piss up a rope.

New Military Surveillance Platform?


This airship prototype is called the USS Michelle Obama
In order to hold such an enormous amount of gas, military engineers used her buttocks as the template for the helium containment modules.

August 17, 2012

The Religion of Peace, Just Being Peaceful and Spreading Peace

Here's the latest from Allah's lovingly peaceful Bearers of Peace:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told an annual anti-Israel protest in Tehran on Friday that the Jewish state was a "cancerous tumour" that will soon be excised, drawing Western rebukes.

Kill More Jooos!
Saudi cleric Salman Al-Odeh, a well-known scholar revered by millions globally, went on a lengthy tirade against the Jews during an interview Monday in which he stated that “the role of the Jews is to wreak destruction, to wage war, and to practice deception and extortion,” according to a translation of his remarks by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI).

Al-Odeh ranted about the use of human blood in Jewish religious rituals, a notorious anti-Semitic smear commonly referred to as a “blood libel.”

“It is well known that the Jews celebrate several holidays, one of which is the Passover, or the matzos holiday,” he said.

“I read once about a doctor who was working in a laboratory. This doctor lived with a Jewish family. One day, they said to him: ‘We want blood. Get us some human blood,’” Al-Odeh explained.

“He was confused. He didn’t know what this was all about,” Al-Odeh says as the interviewer nods along. “He found that they were making matzos with human blood. They eat it, believing that this brings them close to their false god, Yahweh.”

Day Ain't Jooos? Well, Kill Dem Too!
The Arab Spring takeover of Egypt by the Muslim Brotherhood has run amok, with reports from several different media agencies that the radical Muslims have begun crucifying opponents of newly installed President Mohammed Morsi.

Middle East media confirm that during a recent rampage, Muslim Brotherhood operatives, “crucified those opposing Egyptian President Muhammad Morsi naked on trees in front of the presidential palace while abusing others."

August 16, 2012

Yippee! Joe Stays!

Obama has spoken. Droolin' Joe will be the VP no matter what. I give Biden six more weeks of semi-lucidity before he shits himself in front of the Omaha Chamber of Commerce while eating his chicken l'orange. They'll have to drench him in Lysol and drag him out in an industrial strength Ziploc baggie while he screams over and over, "You didn't smell that!"

From The Hill:
President Obama has no intention of getting rid of Vice President Biden as his running mate, the White House said Thursday.

Republicans are being “ridiculous” and are trying to “distract attention” with their focus on Vice President Biden and his controversial comments earlier this week, White House press secretary Jay Carney said.
Joe is just one of the true distractions. Really now, Obama has to be self-medicating to the point of being comatose by time November rolls around. Ole Joe will be in Walter Reed eating his socks in full blown dementia by then; they'll need to take a fire hose to Chris Matthews for refusing to stop dry humping his leg, the Wookie will be ramming raw okra up his ass and Holder will have barricaded himself in the DOJ boiler room with a detachment of purple-clad ATF Praetorian Guards. The Romney/Rand tag team will continue the Medicare rope-a-dope while the SEALS Team 6 sneak into his bathroom and replace the vaginal tightening cream with Semtex.

I may run out of popcorn.

The S**t Storm Is On The Horizon

August 15, 2012

Now Go To Sleep Crazy Person

Now here's a story about how much time Obama has left to drop Droolin' Joe from the democraptic ticket. It's barely three weeks; just 22 days until Joe is in like a carbuncle on Obama's butthole that the surgeon can't reach with a scalpel.
From the Weekly Standard:
President Barack Obama has slightly more than 22 days to drop Vice Presidential Joe Biden from the 2012 Democratic presidential ticket, according to lawyers familiar with the party nominating process. That is, Democrats have until September 6 to formally nominate their presidential ticket which will then be qualified for the 50 state ballots.

And it is still possible for that ticket not to include the current vice president, Joe Biden.

"As a sitting president and vice president, Obama and Biden are both considered the Democrats' presumptive nominees and will not be the official nominees until after Charlotte," a lawyer familiar with the party nominating process tells me. "Each party has to file paperwork with each state once the candidates become official nominees. So it's still quite possible for Obama to drop Biden and replace him with someone else and pay no consequences with listing on ballots."
I keep remembering what happened to Obama's grandma just before the 2008 election.
Renewed speculation that Biden could be dropped from the ticket comes on the heels of yet another gaffe by the vice president. "They gonna put y'all back in chains," Biden said of the Republican candidates for president and vice president yesterday at a campaign stop. CNN reported that a senior adviser called Biden's comments "not helpful," and that "they believe the vice president has knocked them off track." 
Despite rumors of sleep apnea, Ole Joe better hide the pillows far, far away from his futon for the next few weeks.

Take Two Ryans And Call Me In The Morning

The Ulsterman Report and the White House Insider.
Obama's reaction to Romney's pick of Ryan as VP:
"Obama just sh*t himself.  They are picking diamonds out his ass about now." 
More here:

Vote Me A River

From OpinPundit:
A non-partisan group (Houston-based True the Vote) has found 160 different counties coast-to-coast who's registered voters actually outnumber all eligible voters- and can somebody please tell me how a county (in Illinois, what a shock) could have over 500% of their eligibles registered?

And it's not just one isolated incident... it's 160: yet that's merely what was uncovered when somebody actually rolled-up their sleeves and had a real look at the problem we all know is there.

We also know who are operating under the assumption that voter fraud helps them politically, thus Team Obama's selective enforcement of immigration laws and refusal to assist states wishing to rectify their voter registration lists, all while in complete and utter (public) denial voter fraud even exists (they won't admit it and support it- so they refuse to acknowledge it and support it).
More here:

August 14, 2012

Straying Off The Asylum Grounds

Droolin' Joe has befouled himself again. After gnawing through Secret Service leather restraints, Vice President Biden made straight away for a candy store and a microphone. From the Daily Caller:

On Tuesday Vice President Joe Biden told a crowd in Danville, Va., that if Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is elected to the White House this fall, his administration would “put y’all back in chains.”

Biden is known to make gaffes, but the Obama campaign gave no indication this was a misstep from Biden and doubled-down on the sentiment. In an appearance on MSNBC’s “Andrea Mitchell Reports,” campaign spokeswoman Stephanie Cutter said it was a metaphor that President Barack Obama “probably” agreed with.
Via his state-of-the-art string and soup cans network, Biden corrected Ms. Cutter by stating that Obama disagreed with his earlier statement. Obama was going to put everyone back in chains, betcha ass.