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May 21, 2010

Hollywood is already planning Lifetime Network movie on the life of Elena Kagan


I believe that the Internets should offer suggestions for a thespian or celebrity to portray the Supreme Court nominee. Any names come to mind?

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kevin James

Wetzy said...

Sorry. Lou Costello is dead.

Anonymous said...

I look at her and I keep seeing Lou Groza.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like good ol' fashion "ugly" humor ... Let's dive in, shall we?

Goomba, that bottom one is you with a rug, I swear.

And ... did see the size of the hams in the top photo?

Finally, I think it's highly inappropriate to suggest that a thesbian play Ms. Hagan. Those rumors started by the WSJ were proven false.

Toaster 802 said...

Chris Farley, but since he is dead Drew Carey would be my next choice.

TKZ said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little, but you can't be surprised by Lifetime's horrendous programming. I'm surprised it's still around.

For her on screen double, it would have to be Ricky Gervais.

Anonymous said...

Kevin James? How about Rick?

Nick, Lou Groza? But can she kick like Lou?

Drew Carey is an excellent choice, Toast. Will need a wig, though. Can borrow one of Nick's.

DeanO said...

Oh come on - John Goodman, anyone who can play Monika Lewinsky can certainly parody (which is all this would be anyhow) Elena Kagan. Just one question, who would watch this and why?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I had one, but I can't remember his name.

Subvet said...

Too bad Charles Durning is so old. How about Rosie O'Donuts?

LL said...

Do you propose that a thespian play a lesbian?


Well, it's not surprising that she would find solace in the arms of a woman because I can't imagine a man remaining firm when faced with that threat.

The Right Guy said...

Wow in a skirt too. A lipstick lesbian. Cool. Una donna che mangia il cavolo.

The_Kid said...

Like Subvet, Rosie Odipshit came to mind, but I would have Rosie refrain from shaving her face and back during the filming.

There's gotta be 30 million people, at least, that would make better SC judges

The_Kid said...

PS - Nickie, you owe the intertubes an apology for this one ;)

The Watcher said...

Tom Arnold

Anonymous said...

Mister T

The Right Guy said...

Jerome Lester "Jerry" Horwitz AKA Curly Howard.

Tommy Lasorda said...

Tommy Lasorda

Anonymous said...

Be careful, Right Guy. DC (for some unexplainable reason) prefers Shemp.

The Right Guy said...

Shemp was underrated and unappreciated. He gets my vote too, but just on looks, Curly might get it.

Anonymous said...

Goomba wept.

Opus #6 said...

How can Elena Kagan look matronly. That does not make sense.

Hoping the Blind Will See said...

I'd say Kathy Bates would be a good choice...

The Watcher said...

Opus, I think they meant 'matronly' as in the matron of a women's prison. But I might be wrong.

Teresa said...

Rosie O'Donnell would be a good choice.

How about John Goodman? After all, he did play Fred Flintstone and she still reminds me of Fred.

If Julia Child was still alive I would recommend her, also.

Anonymous said...

Joe E. Ross

sig94 said...

How about the guy who played Luca Brasi in Godfather? They're about the same size. I'd like to see her turn purple with her hands nailed to a bar. Then send a carp wrapped in newspaper to the WH with the message, "She sleeps with the swishes."

sig94 said...

Is it me? Everytime time I see a picture of Kagan with her legs exposed I think of the movie "Rocky" when he's in the slaughterhouse punching those giant slabs of beef.

Arby said...

Nathan Lane

Kevin James

Anonymous said...

Shemp Howard ... perfect. Eat your heart out, Goomba.

T. F. Stern said...

I was thinking Rodney Dangerfield; I know, he's already dead too.

Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Helen Thomas??

BZ

chupacabra said...

Wilfred Brimley?

The Right Guy said...

Uncle Fester.

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

I vote for Nathan Lane. At least he'd make the character funny.

Fredd said...

Naw, you're all wrong. Elena Kegan is the spitting image of a fat Ferris Bueller, dontcha think?

Susan Liles said...

Elena Kegan is really Kevin James of the old TV show "King of Queens", who grew his hair out and is looking for work on the bench. Scary resemblance!

Indyanhat said...

Peter Griffin (family guy),after all theyre both caricatures, aren't they?, What you mean Peters REAL!!

JihadGene said...

Thanks for the pictures of that cross-dresser, John Goodman!

Anonymous said...

I am not convinced she isn't "Little Pete" (Danny Tamberelli) from the '90s Nickleodeon series "Pete & Pete". She truly is his adult double...talk about a truly uncanny resemblance. Look up a picture!