GNN - Sometimes the Goomba News Network can't keep an advertiser's light under a bushel, chiefly because we dropped a bundle into the stock. DC discovered this little wealth-building powerhouse when he slashed a knuckle removing the oil filter from his Cub Cadet.
Nickie, typically, lost his mind at the sight of blood, cut his midriff removing his belt for a tourniquet and we had to rush both of them to STG Ltd for treatment. Caring people there comforted Nick with cherry Pop Rocks, and stitched his spare tire for $5.95. DC got a free Happy Stitch and the following sixteen for only 59 cents each.
All major insurance coverage is accepted. The store we visited is on Alvarado Street, next to the Pioneer Chicken Stand. Coming up in September is a 30-day Special on compound fractures. Be there!
3 comments:
I do so worry about Nickie and DC around sharp objects. What else does the chicken place serve?
Wood, all the utensils at the Pioneer Chicken Stand are plastic, as is required by federal law. Still, Nick's elbows sipped while he was in "Fox Mode" a while back and he impaled himself on a spork.
Vigilance for the safety and health of the public is ever required.
Odie, all kinds of seafood.
DC, remember how he cried when we fished him out of the rubber ball pool?
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