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August 2, 2010

Monkey Record Falls

Former Record Holder, D Cutter, Concealed 16 Monkeys














GNN - Likely Democrat Congressional Page Arrested In Mexico With 18 Monkeys Around His Waist.

8 comments:

Opus #6 said...

I guess it depends on the size of the monkeys.

Anonymous said...

This fellow has an unfair advantage, and will continue his professional successes as a Page in Barney Frank's Congressional office.

Anonymous said...

I think you meant: Barney Frank's Congressional orifice.

Anonymous said...

"Once he was searched, it was discovered that he had hidden 18 titi monkeys in a girdle around his waist." Ergo, he had 18 titis on him. My apologies, but Rhod, you had to bring this up.

By the way, two of the monkeys died, according to BBC, so I still hold the record.

Also, he hid them in his girdle, it said (thus, two suffocated). If he had worn Nick's, there would have been plenty of room ... and air.

Rhod said...

Details, details, DC. Two dead titis still take up space. And Nick's girdle was designed with hamster pockets - much too small.
Just surrender the silver cup and move on.

Rhod said...

Opie, DC used lemurs and spider monkeys as filler. He cheated.

Anonymous said...

There's at least an asterisk. No question.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Damn Rhod, I've read it and read it, and I'm still looking for the punch line. So, I guess it's true, the Democrats can hold their monkeys.