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September 2, 2010

Caption Contest ...


Note: All entries that contain the phrase "Goomba terd" will be disqualified.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is a really nice gourd. I wish I had something to putin it

Anonymous said...

We have two very high marks right out of the gate ... Stern, that's hilarious.

Kid said...

"I'm going to tell Obama this is a dinosaur egg and sell it to him for a trillion bucks. Easy."

sig94 said...

Blessed with several sets of testicles, Putin is sending one of them to the White House for comparative purposes. As this is one of his favorites (his волосатый ананас or "hairy pineapple") he hesitates before licking the postage stamps.

Anonymous said...

Steel I wonder why Booosh put this in napsack after ride in truck. He say it was joke "Gore crap."

Nyet!! Is camera lens ... So this is what he means about seeing inside soul.

yukio ngaby said...

"If they only knew... I am the Batman."

Doom said...

Ancestral Obama brains, mass and size enhanced by death. Who woulda guessed?

TKZ said...

How do people smoke, snort and inject this stuff?

Anonymous said...

Thees can't be ... Our chief scientist calutaated (based on size of backside) size of Michelle Obama testicle ...

Michael said...

Mr. President, I am sending you this Russian stone to remind you that after one more year of your policies, “We will crush you economically".

Anonymous said...

Putin first.
Rock second.
Goomba terd.

Rhod said...

Gorbachev right, Russian trail mix sucks.

JN Kish said...

Yes master... Launch... I understand.

JN Kish said...

Damn - no signal.

JN Kish said...

Putin unveils Apple's iStone Touch

Anonymous said...

That's it, Goomba. You're out of here ... I shoulda known.

Anonymous said...

Knish is the clear winner.

Anonymous said...

Knish, signing back in as anon will get you nowhere ... but those are pretty good.

texlahoma said...

Always planning ahead, he began to stockpile weapons for world war four.

JN Kish said...

Come on DC - If I was going to sign in as anon to promote my stuff - at least I would spell my name right. On the other hand, a good tactic would be to intentional misspell in order to throw everyone off the trail. We are dealing with a caption contest here - time to pull out all the stops.

By the way - nice one texlahoma.

The Rattler - III said...

Uncle Sam's testicles will go nice with my collection.

rd said...

Da . . . Da, dis wood be goood rhauck to whack Hillary upside head wit . . .

Anonymous said...

"He said this was uran ... it's a damn rock .... "

Shell said...

"You want me to swallow this (health care) how?"