July 13, 2011

Breaking News

Hey Officer, pull my finger!

Actually, it's wind breaking news.

From Twinsburg, Ohio:
This was not your routine traffic problem.

Twinsburg police got a call recently when a man driving on Darrow Road stopped in the middle of the road, got out and yelled "I have to fart" while running around his car.

He then got back in a drove off. Police found him parked at the water tower.

The man told officers he had been searching for jobs in nearby Solon. When they asked why he stopped his car in Twinsburg, he said he had to pass gas but couldn't because "it hurt too much."

Because of the man's psychiatric history, police had the man treated at University Hospital in Twinsburg.
I tried to think of something on the order of a Chinese fire drill, but I got nothing my friends.


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

You're right ... I can't think of a thing to add.

Doom said...

I might be a bit... loose. In many ways. But, I'm now thinking that might be a good thing? *laughing till I choke*... Don't taze me, bro!

christian soldier said...


sig94 said...

Odie - I wonder if the cop transported him to the hospital or made him run behind the cruiser.

sig94 said...

Doom - Tasing gives me gas.

sig94 said...

Carol - sure, you're not the one running to the store for Beano.