The world’s tallest man appears to have stopped growing following treatment at the University of Virginia Medical Center, earning the medical center a mention in the 2012 Guinness World Records.
In May 2010, 8-foot-3-inch Sultan Kosen of Turkey made his first visit to UVa. for treatment by endocrinologist Dr. Mary Lee Vance. Kosen suffers from acromegaly, which is usually caused by a tumor in the pituitary gland. The tumor causes a large amount of growth hormone to be produced, which can lead to gigantism if the excess growth hormone is produced before puberty begins.
It's been known for quite some time that parasitic, malignant tumors in the White House and Congress are what's causing the unprecedented growth of our National Debt.
We obviously cannot send the Debt to the University of Virginia Medical Center for treatment. But come November we can have National Surgery performed to remove these nasty tumors from the body politic.
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Remember in NOvember.
So, are you guys going to let a president with a questionable past run for re-election? Seems to me that should be cleared up as a starting point.
Let's not forget out Tumor-in-Chief.
I'm with Opie ... NOvember!
Opie & Odie - yep NOvember!
IanH - some have been trying to do exactly that. Unfortunately there aren't all that many that are listening.
Fradgan - National surgery is scheduled for NOvember 6, 2012. Use a dull kitchen knife if you have to.
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