April 22, 2012

Where's Hugo?

Hugo Chavez has disappeared. No one has seen hide nor hair of the cancer-stricken Venezualean President-for-Life in over a week. Allegedly he is in Cuba for another round of massive radiation treatments at Havana's secretive Chenobyl Memorial Cancer Research Center.

I realized that such massive amounts of radiation injected into a human body may have a traceable side effect. Especially if that person is very fond of beans. With Fidel's personal physician running shredded Soviet nuclear warheads through El Presidente, every time he breaks wind there has to be alarms going off in Stockholm.

Quickly I called my sources at the United States Nuclear Regulatory Commission to see if there has been any suspicious nuclear-tinged events in Cuba during the past week.

Bingo! Havana showed up in a flash like a Secret Service Agent at a Columbian  all-you-can-screw buffet.

Same thing happens when you eat Almagordo neutron tacos.


Doom said...

Quips are all I have, please forgive.

What a gas!

Teresa said...

Great one! One can only hope that Hugo disappeared permanently.

sig94 said...

Doom - you're forgiven, use 'em if you got 'em.

sig94 said...

Terese - oh he will! It will be intereesting to see what happens when he is gone.

Silverfiddle said...

Good one...

What people are seriously missing, is that had he came to the US for treatment, he'd be in full remission by now.

So much for the vaunted Cuban medical system. Where's Michael Moore on this?

sig94 said...

Silverfiddle - Moore ate him.

Doom said...


Yeah, but if he had come here for treatment he would still have had to stop back in Cuba... to be re-educated. *evil grins* *pinky definitely out* *chortles of dark glee*