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May 30, 2012

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They See The Train Wreck Coming
Former Congressman Arthur Davis (D-Alabama R-Virginia?) has announced he is joining the GOP. This was the guy who seconded the Presidential nomination of Obama at the 2008 DNC convention. And in another development, the Black Caucus states that they are tired of making excuses for Obama.

Bet The Door Didn't Hit Them On The Ass On Their Way Out
The liberal pastor of a not so liberal church just lost two thirds of his congregation when he announced his support for gay marriage. Oliver White, pastor of Grace Community United Church of Christ in St. Paul, MN, is now preaching to a lot of empty pews on Sundays. And he is also looking for a "miracle donation" to help with the $200,000 mortgage that the church cannot pay. Good luck with that and, yes, ask Jesus to bless you financially for taking a position which is diametrically opposed in scripture.

Just Go Yugo
It is reported that Venezuelan President-for-just-a-little-while-longer Chavez is now in the tertiary, or final stage of cancer. The only good news from his Cuban doctors is that he no longer needs a night light, he glows in the dark.

8 comments:

Doom said...

1. Another, another, padawan learner? I really think Republicans need to be careful. The tent is already too big. Yeah, yeah, I know it's a coup. But some coups are not what they seem.

2. Oh, gotta love that. At least now he can get in bed with Obama, so to speak. I think. Never mind. God has a way of helping the "enlightened". He blinded one of them. It's nice to see He still has His same ol' sense o' humor? :)

3. No comment. Laughing here, but no comment needed. Oh, though, maybe it goes with above, innit? "Enlightened" and all? Heh!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Dude ... that saying I'm looking for ... uh, er ... "What goes around comes around!!!"

Silverfiddle said...

The hopium smoke is dissipating and people's minds are becoming clear again...

sig94 said...

Doom - I look at it as just another indication that the wheels are coming off the bus. Obama better be careful who he runs over from now on, that bus ain't gonna take too much more abuse.

sig94 said...

Odie - it can't come fast enough for my liking. I'd put RFID tags on anything of value in the WH because as soon as these two walk out the door for good, there's gonna be a whole sh**d of thing missing.

sig94 said...

Silverfiddle - maybe in his Presidential memoirs he can write on how to choom the hopium smoke as well. I hope he writes them from inside a chickenwire enclosure in Gitmo along with all the other mooslim terrorists.

Kid said...

Seriously. Doors. Asses. Bring It !

And Chavez (and by proxy obama who is chavez's butt buddy (That pic was after the 08 election)) - It's not GW Bush who smells like sulfur. It's you and you buddy saddammo who oversaw his henchemen putting babies through wood chippers while their parents were forced to watch in Iraq. You POS. It's you an your buddy AmmafrickinIdiot who plan to vaporize some large number of people with atomic weapons. You POS. Go to hell you A*.

sig94 said...

Kid - soon enough my pretty,soon enough.