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May 21, 2012

Shrimp And Lobster Circuit Court


The most overturned federal appellate court in the Nation, California's liberal Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, is seeking over a million dollars to fete themselves at an exclusive Hawaiian resort and have the nerve to call it a judicial conference.
Yesterday, Dan Riehl of Breitbart News broke the story about judges from the notoriously liberal Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals getting ready to spend about a million dollars of taxpayer dollars on a lavish vacation. Breitbart News published a report from “the offices of the Ranking Member of the Senate Budget Committee, Senator Jeff Sessions, and the offices of Senator Chuck Grassley, the Ranking Member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, with several detailed questions they want answered by the Ninth District.”
Q: Just what the hell are you blockheads going to conference about?

A: In order to maintain our record as one of the worst appellate courts in the Nation we have to plan ahead. Incompetence on a grand scale doesn't come cheap.

Q:Why hold a conference for nine western states in a luxury hotel 5,000 miles away from the mainland?

A:We heard Georgia Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson say that the island of Guam "will tip over and capsize" if too many people move there. Hell, Hawaii is a lot bigger than Guam. We can all stay there a few weeks with our wives and girlfriends and the island won't budge an inch. Guarantee it!

According to Riehl's story, "Judges from the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, federal district and bankruptcy courts in nine Western states and two Pacific island territories, along with lawyers practicing in those courts, and court staff, will gather at the luxurious Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa from August 13 - 16, 2012 in what looks like a less than valiant attempt to ensure American justice is being served...at a cost to taxpayers of approximately one million dollars."
Guam breathes easier tonight.

7 comments:

They Say/We Say said...

Applied theft I tell you.
Not the only case of sneaky squandering tax payers money; now more embolden with the lead from Obama.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

We really need to tax the rich more so great judges like these can have better "Judicial Conferences".

Subvet said...

Our tax dollars at work. At least while they're partying they can't further screw up the legal system.

sig94 said...

TSWS - the gloves have been taken off. The lingerie facade is being stripped away and now we are getting the real hard core corruption.

sig94 said...

Odie - Lord only knows we all benefit from these people taking a breather in Maui.

sig94 said...

Subvet - if that was the case I'd give them a whole decade off.

Kid said...

Sounds reasonable. A million is a lot less than a billion, and hell, we give hundreds of those to the vermin barbarians who profess they intend to kill us.