November 5, 2012

Obama Gets The "Slap Your Willy Silly" Endorsement!

It's just like the old Westerns ... the hostiles have surrounded the wagon train, Indians are war whooping, women are screaming, children are crying and the brave menfolk are dying. Then, off far in the distance, you spy a fast moving column of dust. Suddenly a faint bugle call becomes louder and more distinct, dust caked blue uniforms come into view. The cavalry has arrived !We are saved! All is well!

So, you thought perhaps Romney had Obama on the ropes; you thought all was lost and the Mormons will turn the DNC headquarters into the CIA Annex in Benghazi and make Debbie Wasserman-Schultz get her hair straightened.

Suddenly you hear a maniacal laugh far in the distance. A red bicycle comes into view ridden by a shrieking man-child trailing a cloud of movie theater restraining orders. One times creen sensation and masturbatory wonder Paul Reubens has arrived in the nick of time to rescue the faltering fortunes of President Obama!

From Breitbart:
Pee Wee Herman, the alter ego of actor Paul Reubens, has endorsed President Barack Obama in a typically colorful column over at The Huffington Post.

For me, this election is like the choice between store-bought ice cream (maybe even diet Ice Milk), and mouth-watering, homemade, unbelievably delicious frozen custard. How did I arrive at this conclusion? This week President Obama was working hard alongside Governor Bruce Springsteen of New Jersey (boy, he sure has gained some weight) to help the people most in need.
I would not eat anything this man touched.
It struck me that the choice I'll be making Tuesday is like going for store-bought ice cream when it's obvious what you really need is homemade frozen custard. President Obama is like the delicious frozen custard you'd get at Kohr's. President Obama has the 1.4 percent egg yolk solids needed to run this country.
At first I thought that the dems want this pervert to slink back into whatever hole he crawled out of. Then I realized, this is their kind of guy. A liberal poof licking Obama ice cream. What flavor you ask? Why of course it's Rocky Road.


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

More proof that you are what you eat.

Subvet said...

Rocky Road? I'd have thought it would be Tutti-Fruiti.