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January 12, 2013

Only 2 Credit Hours For Adding A Penis


Maybe this is a new type of internship at Salem College..

An undergraduate student at a small women’s college in North Carolina is seeking permission to stay at the school — and live on campus — after she undergoes gender reassignment surgery in February, which will finalize her transformation into a man.

Officials at the school, Salem College, are now considering the thorny issue, reports the Winston-Salem Journal.

13 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

As soon as "she" is a "he," they should kick "it" off the campus. Incidentally, I didn't think men's colleges were still allowed. Why are womens?

Doom said...

Let me think about this. No, let me not.

LL said...

Does it also apply to "tuck and roll" jobs?

sig94 said...

Gorges - it's a feminist thing. Don't look for the exercise of common sense here.

sig94 said...

Doom - wise choice. Mulling over this is like worrying about what has happened to all your fingernail clippings that you threw out.

sig94 said...

LL - I am afraid to ask what what that is.

Okay, I'll bite. Is it something you should do when you find yourself on fire?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Not only that ... but I'll bet we end up paying for the Addadicktomy surgery too.

Nate said...

'[T]he thorny issue'? They're putting on a THORN??? That ought to make it REAL popular with, well..I'm not sure, and if I continue I will certainly vomit.

Kid said...

Easy decision. No.

I must be made the world Czar so's I can squelch all this nonsense.

Subvet said...

Chalk it up to morbid curiousity but where do you find a donor for these transplants? Do they have a bunch of frozen dicks taken from men turned into women? Just wondering.

sig94 said...

Subvet - I think they do something with the clitoris and maybe some skin from your butt, roll it like a fine Cuban seegar, staple it 2 or 3 inches below your former bikini wax line and hope it doesn't fall off. Probably they also give you a hysterectomy else you'll be bleeding through your shiny new dick once a month.

Kid said...

Sig, I read where katie couric got her dick from hairy reid on the cheap.

Kid said...

PS - yea got the balls too.