Honey Badgers And Liberals

Honey Badger:

Where's da food?

As advertised, the manufacturer of Magpul magazines is moving out of Colorado.

After weeks of bizarre testimony and protests, where lawmakers encouraged women to defend themselves with ballpoint pens and vomit, Colorado Democrats pushed through their new gun control laws last week. Democratic Gov. John Hickenlooper signed three new gun bills into law on Wednesday. But, before the gun control bills were ever passed the state was looking at its first casualty. Magpul Industries, a top of the line manufacturer of gun magazines and parts, notified the media that they would relocate if the new bills were ever passed into law. They weren’t kidding.

Colorado Gov. Hickenlooper (D)

Where's da jobs?

Point #1 - Liberals and honey badgers don't give a shit about consequences. It's not their job.

In February Magpul announced the Democratic legislation that banned high capacity magazines would force them to leave the state taking along several hundred jobs with them. Magpul warned they would leave the state “almost immediately” if the legislation passed. Duane Liptak, Director of Product Management and Marketing, said the company has received official invitations from elected officials and/or the economic development activities in over two dozen states since they announced their plans to leave Colorado.

Point #2 - Liberals and honey badgers also do not get invitations from other places to please, please move there. When a honey badger moves into the neighborhood, prey populations start to disappear. When liberals move into a neighborhood, jobs disappear.

And, it’s not just Magpul. Several parts dealers are also following Magpul’s lead. The company has received commitments from some of their largest suppliers that they will be leaving Colorado, as well. And, Magpul’s suppliers are even working with the company to help select new manufacturing locations.

Point #3 - businesses are rational organizations, that is:

1. agreeable to reason; reasonable; sensible;
2. having or exercising reason, sound judgment, or good sense;
3. being in or characterized by full possession of one's reason; sane; lucid;
4. endowed with the faculty of reason: rational beings.

Being rational also means using your mental facilities to evaluate your environment and utilize all data and best business practices to guide your economic plans. Magpul Industries Incorporated, whose corporate officers are rational creatures, knew it was time to get the hell of of Colorado and relocate to a climate more favorable to their enterprise. Other companies are doing the same thing.

Point #4 - It's Bush's fault.