Sending Aladdin Off With A Bang

Warning: This is pretty gruesome.  

And now I lay me down to die

I pray at my funeral nothing goes awry

But if these fools don't remove my vest

They'll wind up with my femur inside their chest

H/T BlazingCatFur

Jihadi's Party Hardy

This is a very short video of a jihadi celebration.
Watch the clown in the blue shirt as he reaches across the table and accidentally sets off a party favor.
Hilarity ensues, virgins are dispensed, Allah wets his pants.



I think the flag in the background is the Free Syria Army flag.