I hear you people working out there, already snickering because the FLOTUS's posterior is large enough for carrier quals. That will be enough of that. It's because of you hateful people that she hates her job.
Tonight's song (which features some mighty fine guitar playin' and croonin' by the boys from Queen, I might add), is dedicated to America's first lady ... yes, the lady who turned Barack into that one bad dude who pretty much every one now wishes they had never met.
It's always the chick's fault ... as long as she's got a "big, fat fanny," that is.
Hit it, boys: