I hear you people working out there, already snickering because the FLOTUS's posterior is large enough for carrier quals. That will be enough of that. It's because of you hateful people that she hates her job.
Tonight's song (which features some mighty fine guitar playin' and croonin' by the boys from Queen, I might add), is dedicated to America's first lady ... yes, the lady who turned Barack into that one bad dude who pretty much every one now wishes they had never met.
It's always the chick's fault ... as long as she's got a "big, fat fanny," that is.
Hit it, boys:
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I normally would not comment on a first lady's body, but this one preaches about obesity. Kind of gets my attention.
To be fair ... You could get about 5/8's of a Michelle buttock in a Waxman nostril ...
Hey Opie! I know, it looks a tad tacky, but hey ... you get the point.
It could have been worse ... I could have asserted (a la LL) that the "mere shadow of her buttox" weighs 50 lbs. Geez, I am still marveling at that line.
Keeping with the M's Booty Class carrier theme, the DOD is considering the Hillary Clinton class battle tank, and the John Kerry pilotless unmanned drone.
I have more, so watch out, DC.
I like it, Rhod. Always hold some in reserve.
Think about that tune. Can you imagine an un-politically-correct song like that being written today?
Written right smack dab in the middle of the 80s. Good stuff indeed.
Viewing Michelle O walk away from you is like watching two kids fighting under a blanket.
Hey DC, what happened to Boob Belts?
Q: How do you get Michelle Obama out of the White House?
A: Grease the doorposts and hang a Twinkie on the other side.
Michelle definitely makes the rockin' world go round!
Subvet - you're a master of technical writing.
The First Lady really needs to take a hard look in the mirror before she launches on obese people.
When I watch Michelle Obama walk on television, I envision two swine coupling in her stretched-to-the-limit trousers, and it's not a pretty visual. The whole two swine thing may be the reason that she doesn't show up at Barack's Islamic fund raisers in a burka -- because it won't hide enough and Muslims have a problem with swine.
I'm thrilled that I've never been close enough to comment on hygiene issues.
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