My apologies for my prolonged absence. The whale shooting excursion with Vlad Putin ran a bit long, and for the past week we've been stripping shirtless and wrestling oiled boars. I'm looking forward to my return home. Anything good on the Discovery Channel?
This is a little creation from last year. Click on the image to enjoy it, relish it, and live it. November is almost here.
Love,
Nickie
13 comments:
Welcome back Nickie. I hear that fermented whale blubber is fantastic with the right cheeses.
It's still a classic, Nickie. Are you and Putin going to be on the Discovery Channel oiling each other?
That banging is drums ... oiling? Wood, I have a horrifying visual in my grape now.
I hear that you and Vlad originally wanted to go on a baby seal beat down but the Canadians got wind of it and bubble wrapped everything west of Hudson Bay.
Glad to see you're back. You and Putty best change that oil after 3 boars or 3,000 miles, whichever comes first. A dry boar is a real bitch to wrestle and it voids the factory warranty.
Sig... just rumors. Baby Seal led the dessert menu every evening I was there. You could even ask for it served cold in the saunas.
Dio... I was surprised. It was much like chewy cellulite once you'd removed the lead slugs.
Woody... kind of, but a much different channel.
DC, you would have loved it. The only thing missing was a case of Lone Star.
Putin is a dangerous friend. Be careful to stay on his good side.
That's a perfect representation of liberals Nickie.
PS - You should have pulled a Cheney.
As far as greased boars, if you chew their feet off, they're easier to catch.
Remembered it and enjoyed it again. Some things just keep on giving... or taking? Just good to hear you are still stirring up trouble and kicking up dirt using one foot then the next.
Get back to work, Mr. JetSet.
Greasing bores is more fun.
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