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November 23, 2010

Yet another example of Hope & Change


10 comments:

LL said...

Why do you limit it to ages 6 and up?

As I understand the rules, kids are going to get the full Monty no matter how young they are.

After all, you simply never know when a baby is going to body pack explosives in a diaper. I've had 4 kids and 2 grandkids and sometimes the contents of the diapers are clearly 'explosive'...

sig94 said...

Buck up little Mikey! The next round starts when you hit fifty and your internist wants a blue latex clad piece of you. If you are a frequent flier, by then you'll be able to rent it out as a kiosk.

Anyone think this is Michele's way to get back at all her critics?

sig94 said...

Hush little baby don't you cry,
We're gonna look for TNT between your thighs.
And if we don't find explosives there,
We'll strip you down and search you bare.
And if that search causes you alarm,
We'll go ahead and probe your Mom.
And if that probe makes her feel sad,
Wait 'til you see what we do to your Dad.

Nickie Goomba said...

LL... I'm waiting for some creative person to come up with a name for those TSA bug-splatter machines. It has to be something that will hang the things around Obama's scrawny neck.

Nickie Goomba said...

Siggie, it's more likely President Hussein's temper tantrum against the voters.

Nickie Goomba said...

Sig, I bow to your genius. All that's missing now is a TSA haiku from Texas.

Subvet said...

Why is it I can't get the theme from "Deliverance" out of my head?

Opus #6 said...

Gross....just like the Obama admin.

Rhod said...

The progs at Sesame Street are considering a new resident, kindly Mr. Groper.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

It isn't just for kids any more.